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Born from frothy beginnings, The Wizard Council is a modern-day supergroup of legendary killers, thrillers, and miller beer spillers. First assembled at Chaos Wars 16 and continuing to this day, the Wiz-Hards are a swarthy gang of playboy zap-chuckers, drunk ass silver-beards, & potion peddlers with that certain spicy sway. Mostly just stoners, adventurers, and drunk people. ZERDS. Many posers and dirty casuals, after dawning a hat for an event, or playing Wizard Staff one night will claim Wizard heritage, but sorry it's not that simple, and the road to true DARPing Wizardry takes more than a cool name and a drunk night. Wizarding is a lifestyle. So listen up you skanks and peasants...
- Is a storm a brewin' set to fuck up your party-picnic? Are horny ass ogres on the loose in your backyard? Did a shithead necromancer just bring your dead dog back to life? We handle that shit. Call us. We wiz.
- Street Cred: http://www.vice.com/read/LARP-harder
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Wizards Of Note
The Original Nine Council Wizards
- Radaghast the Brown: Kade (bird magic)
- Metatron the Blue: Troll (word magic, inventor of robot magic)
- Guildenstern the Gold: Kurgan (key magic)
- Alexander the White: Aleksii (cultural appropriation magic)
- Pontius the Purple: Itan (purple magic? duh.)
- Semen-X the Blur: Bishop (time magic, caretaker of the time matrix)
- Maldar the Magician: Bodmin (illusion magic)
- Squim Squam the Shaman: Juicer (diversity hire)
Full-Time Members
- Rosencrantz the Red: Fish (red-eye dank magic)
- Orgent the Orange: Argent (laughing magic)
- Faticus the Bland: Brute (master of cantrips)
- Man-O-Beer the Weird: Melee Moses (alcohol magic)
- Bilbongus the Percolated: Bilbo (tasty magic)
- Bartlby the Baked/AK47 the Black: Uargvak (black magic)
- Synthesus the Mellodick: Sare (shredulation magic)
- Def the Leopard: Ace (the dude Ace) (butt-rock magic)
- Complainicus the Annoying: Veithryn (master of complaintrips)
- Cackitus Pam: Krow (interdimensional travelling magic)
- Hephaestus the Hasty: Marrick (Artifact creation)
- Rodney of Blasting: Sybion (Destruction magic)
- Foot the Vagidrian: Rotten (Poison Magic)
- Skivonicus the Indigo: Sky (Blue Magic)
- Euclid the Gold: Finn (Geometric Magic)
- Baracca the yet to be determined: Dagger (Shaman magic)
- Marlamad the Lad: Voss (Madness Magic Tongue Twister Magic)
Acolytes
- Yolo the Yellow: Poo (blunt-rolling magic)
- Post-Humous the Destroyer: Postal (chaos magic)
- Dildongus the Diarrhea: Battle Christ (haggard magic)
- Mojito the Mexican: Ruben (latino magic)
- Bear (oso magic)
Affiliates
- Brodo Faggins: Ralimar (grill ass bird)
- Kidontis the Forever Young: Rope (youth magic)
- Cross the Frost Boss: Elerosse (ice magic)
- Kroncinox the Incinerator: Marduk (fire magic)
- Dillweed the Condiment: Dangus (flavor magic) (once, unheard-of since)
- Cevin the Chronicler: Cord (scribe/fanboy)
- Stichio the Corpse-Toucher: Stich (formerly a shaman-terrorist turned crack-rock golem turned time-warp demon tickler)
- The Sloth-Elk: Bran (slow, angry creature dude)
- Purple the Haze: Wadu (recently outed as a double agent working for The Witch Coven)
Battle Log
- The Storm of Chaos.
- The Witches Council, The Cult of Banzai, Blackwater Shaman Zombies, and Grand Iggi the Corrupted.
- The Son of the Storm of Chaos, The Plague Doctor, and the Foggy Demon.
- Ratchet the Gnoll Girl, Crybaby Pirates, & The Son of the Son of the Storm of Chaos (shittiest installment in the franchise yet).
- Brohemian Grove Blood Magick Millionaires featuring Donald Trump, Moloch, & The High Priest Beef Supreme. The Screech Witch. Aliens. And the quiet rise of the Assassins.
- No Wifi, Low Energy, Dehydration
p.s. You can be a member too! Just submit your resume' and the $20 (non-refundable) registration fee to any full-time members, to then be interviewed for a possible position amongst the council.