Wizard Council
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'''The Original Nine Wizards''' | '''The Original Nine Wizards''' | ||
| − | *Radaghast the Brown: [[Kade]] ( | + | *Radaghast the Brown: [[Kade]] (bird magick) |
| − | *Metatron the Blue: [[Troll]] (robot magick) | + | *Metatron the Blue: [[Troll]] (Word magick, inventor of robot magick) |
| − | *Shabazz the Green: [[Coop]] (nature magick) | + | *Shabazz the Green: [[Coop]] (nature magick, dabbler in alchemy) |
| − | *Guildenstern the Gold: [[Kurgan]] (key magick) | + | *Guildenstern the Gold: [[Kurgan]] (key magick - especially the Knock spell) |
| − | *Alexander the White: [[Aleksii]] ( | + | *Alexander the White: [[Aleksii]] (healer and field surgeon) |
| − | *Pontius the Purple: [[Itan]] ( | + | *Pontius the Purple: [[Itan]] (purple magick? duh.) |
| − | *Semen-X the Blur: [[Bishop]] (time | + | *Semen-X the Blur: [[Bishop]] (time magick, caretaker of the time matrix) |
| − | *Maldar the Magician: [[Bodmin]] ( | + | *Maldar the Magician: [[Bodmin]] (illusion magick) |
*Squim Squam the Shaman: [[Juicer]] (diversity hire) | *Squim Squam the Shaman: [[Juicer]] (diversity hire) | ||
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'''Full-Time Members''' | '''Full-Time Members''' | ||
| − | *Faticus the Bland: [[Brute]] ( | + | *Faticus the Bland: [[Brute]] (master of cantrips) |
*Kidontis the Forever Young: [[Rope]] (youth magick) | *Kidontis the Forever Young: [[Rope]] (youth magick) | ||
*Man-O-Beer the Weird: [[Melee Moses]] (alcohol magick) | *Man-O-Beer the Weird: [[Melee Moses]] (alcohol magick) | ||
| − | *Bartlby the Baked, AK47 the Black: [[Uargvak]] (black magick) | + | *Bartlby the Baked, AK47 the Black: [[Uargvak]] (black magick, also responsible for making the trees grow) |
*Rosencrantz the Red: [[Fish]] (red-eye magick) | *Rosencrantz the Red: [[Fish]] (red-eye magick) | ||
*Cross the Frost Boss: [[Elerosse]] (ice magick) | *Cross the Frost Boss: [[Elerosse]] (ice magick) | ||
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*Brodo Faggins: [[Ralimar]] (grill ass bird) | *Brodo Faggins: [[Ralimar]] (grill ass bird) | ||
Revision as of 11:47, 13 September 2016
Born from frothy beginnings, The Wizard Council is a modern-day supergroup of legendary killers, thrillers, and miller beer spillers. First assembled at Chaos Wars 16 and continuing to this day, the Wiz-Hards are a swarthy gang of playboy zap-chuckers, drunk ass silver-beards, & potion peddlers with that certain sway. Mostly just stoners, adventurers, and drunk people. ZERDS. So listen up you skanks and peasants...
- Is a storm a brewin' set to fuck up your party-picnic? Are horny ass ogres on the loose in your backyard? Did a shithead necromancer just bring your dead dog back to life? We handle that shit. Call us. We wiz.
- Street Cred: http://www.vice.com/read/LARP-harder
The Original Nine Wizards
- Radaghast the Brown: Kade (bird magick)
- Metatron the Blue: Troll (Word magick, inventor of robot magick)
- Shabazz the Green: Coop (nature magick, dabbler in alchemy)
- Guildenstern the Gold: Kurgan (key magick - especially the Knock spell)
- Alexander the White: Aleksii (healer and field surgeon)
- Pontius the Purple: Itan (purple magick? duh.)
- Semen-X the Blur: Bishop (time magick, caretaker of the time matrix)
- Maldar the Magician: Bodmin (illusion magick)
- Squim Squam the Shaman: Juicer (diversity hire)
Full-Time Members
- Faticus the Bland: Brute (master of cantrips)
- Kidontis the Forever Young: Rope (youth magick)
- Man-O-Beer the Weird: Melee Moses (alcohol magick)
- Bartlby the Baked, AK47 the Black: Uargvak (black magick, also responsible for making the trees grow)
- Rosencrantz the Red: Fish (red-eye magick)
- Cross the Frost Boss: Elerosse (ice magick)
- Bilbongus the Percolated: Bilbo (tasty magick)
- Synthesus the Melodick: Sare (shredulation magick)
- Kroncinox the Incinerator: Marduk (fire magick)
- Def the Leopard: Ace (butt-rock magick)
Acolytes
- Orgent the Orange: Argent (laughing magick)
- Yolo the Yellow: Poo (blunt-rolling magick)
- Post-Humous the Destroyer: Postal (chaos magick)
- Dildongus the Diarrhea: Battle Christ (haggard magick)
- Mojito the Mexican: Ruben (latino magick)
- Purple the Haze: Wadu (dank magick)
- Igakus the Stout: Iggi (power-lifting magick)
- Bear (oso magick)
Affiliates
- Brodo Faggins: Ralimar (grill ass bird)
- Dillweed the Condiment: Dangus (flavor magick)
- Cevin the Chronicler: Cord (scribe/fanboy)
Battle Log
- The Storm of Chaos
- The Witches Council, The Cult of Banzai, Blackwater Shaman Zombies, & Grand Iggi the Corrupted
- The Son of the Storm of Chaos, The Plague Doctor, & the Foggy Demon
- Ratchet the Gnoll Girl, Crybaby Pirates, & The Son of the Son of the Storm of Chaos (shittiest installment in the franchise yet)
p.s. You can be a member too! Just submit your resume' and the $20 (non-refundable) registration fee to any full-time members, to then be interviewed for a possible position amongst the council. Or bribe your way in ya stanky bitch.
