Commander Spike J Greanbakk
Info
Race: Mech Goblyn
Realm: Pyke
Started: September 2003
Unit: Horde
- Awakened: Armageddon V
- Made Commander: Saturday, April 14, 2007 at Spring War 07
- Complete Barrel: As of Chaos Wars 15, Spike has defeated every member who joined Horde before him in one on one combat.
Houses: Viking Bastards, House Krispy Kreme
Weapon of Choice: Spear Without Sidearm
Secondary Weapon Choice: Ball and Wall
Claims to Fame:
- Coined the racial slur Watermelon
- First Mech Goblyn
- Fooled a gullible admin into making a rectal prolapse themed logo for an unnamed wiki.
History (In Ancient Goblyn Script)
˙ɹıɐ-ləq ɟo əɔuıɹd əɥʇ sɐ əuoɹɥʇ ʎɯ uo ʇıs oʇ əɹəɥʇ ʎllɐuıɟ sɐʍ ı ɯopƃuıʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pəʞool ɹəʇɐl ɐʎ lləɯs səɯloɥ oʎ ʎqqɐɔ əɥʇ oʇ pəlləʎ ı puɐ 8 ɹo 7 ʇnoqɐ əsnoɥ əɥʇ oʇ dn pəllnd ı "¡ɹıɐ-ləq oʇ əɯoɥ oʎ ˙ʇı ʇəƃɹoɟ 'ɥɐu" 'ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı ʇnq əɹɐɹ sɐʍ qɐɔ sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs plnoɔ ı ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ɟı ɹoɹɹıɯ əɥʇ uı əɔıp pɐɥ ʇı puɐ ɥsəɹɟ pıɐs əʇɐld əsuəɔıl əɥʇ ɹɐəu əɯɐɔ ʇı uəɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pəlʇsıɥʍ ı "˙ɹıɐ-ləq uı əlɔun puɐ əıʇunɐ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ,uıʌoɯ əɹ,noʎ" 'pıɐs puɐ pəɹɐɔs ʇoƃ ɯoɯ ʎɯ puɐ ʇɥƃıɟ əlʇʇıl əuo uı ʇoƃ ı pooɥɹoqɥƃıəu ʎɯ uı əlqnoɹʇ ,uıʞɐɯ pəʇɹɐʇs pooƃ ou oʇ dn əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ sʎnƃ ɟo əldnoɔ ɐ uəɥʍ looɥɔs əɥʇ ɟo əpısʇno llɐq-q əɯos ,uıʇooɥs llɐ puɐ looɔ llɐ ',uıxɐləɹ ',uıxɐɯ 'ʇno ,uıllıɥɔ sʎɐp ʎɯ ɟo ʇsoɯ ʇuəds ı əɹəɥʍ sı punoɹƃʎɐld əɥʇ uo pəsıɐɹ puɐ uɹoq ɐıɥdləpɐlıɥd ʇsəʍ uı ɹıɐ-ləq pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuıɹd əɥʇ əɯoɔəq ı ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll,ı əɹəɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ʇıs ʇsnɾ əʇnuıɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞıl p,ı puɐ uʍop əpısdn pəuɹnʇ pəddılɟ ʇoƃ əɟıl ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sı sıɥʇ ʍoN
Events
Attended
Oktoberfest 04
Wolfpack Opener 05
Spring War 05
Numenor Spring Opener 05
Wolfpack Opener 06
Numenor Winter Opener 05
Oktoberfest 05
Buttwars 06: Buttwars Begins
Beltaine XII: Race Against Time
Armageddon V
Buttquinox 06: The Phantom Butt
Oktoberfest 06
Camp Bleeding Hollow
Wolfpack Opener 07
Buttwars 07: Attack of the Butt
HORDETAINE!!!!
Armageddon VI
Chaos Wars 11
Oktoberfest 07
Wolfpack Opener 08
Buttwars 08: Revenge of the Butt
Armageddon VII
Oktoberfest 08
Wolfpack Opener 09
Melcorme 2009
Summer War 2009
Equinox 2009
Frostoberfest 09
Armageddon IX
Oktoberfest 2010
Wolfpack Opener 11
Beltaine 11
Chaos Wars 15
Oktoberfest 2011
Wolfpack Opener 12
Armageddon XI
Chaos Wars 16
Western Wars X
Chaos Wars 17
Western Wars XI
Oktoberfest 2014
Beltaine 2015
Oktoberfest 2015
Hatred
Elves
Humans
Ninjas and their fanboys
Noobs, (more particularly the ones with dumb questions)
Samurai
Watermelons