Zzyzx
Zzyzx, Lord of Avondale
Race: Hobgoblyn
Unit: Dead River Horde
Realm: Dead River (aka Dur-Demarion)
Fighting Since: 1995, renewbified in 2003
Weapons of choice: Spear and dagger, sword and strap, javvies, florentine
Favorite Meal: One-Item Combo
Real Name: James Funderburk
Trusted Warrior to Koom, fiercely loyal to Izareth.
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Zzyzx is a fighter, weaponsmith, photographer, and tactician for the Dead River Horde, contributing such tactics as "Passing Thru" and "Horde Check Point". Also skilled in Liquormancy, Zzyzx was one of the creators of River Water, made infamous at Oktoberfest '05.
For all you pinkies: Zzyzx is the only member of the Horde you can *totally* trust, and would never *ever* backstab you or your unit.
For the ladies: [Hello, ladies.]
2005 Events Attended:
Winter War
Dur-Demarion Opener
Spring War
Beltaine
Avondale Seized!
Armageddon
Equinox
Viking Homecoming
Oktoberfest
2006 Events Attended:
Wolfpack Opener
Numenor Opener
Spring War
Kats game
Dur-Demarion Opener
Beltaine
Armageddon
Equinox
2008 Events Attended:
Oktoberfest
Next Event:
You never know if Zzyzx will show up. Just always be on your toes!