Veithryn

Veithryn waiting for her turn in the min red tourney at Chaos Wars 2018. photo credit: marek

Veithryn (center) reading the Charter for the Unholy Alliance at BFTR 2020. photo credit: e$

Fighting Since: January 2015
Current Realm Pyke
Past Realms Rath
Peerage/Titles: Squire to Dragoon Sare, Tenderfoot
Affiliations: God Squad, Society for the Preservation of Jerry Seinfeld's Unclaimed Children, Valkyries, Wizard Council of Archmages, Gas Station Rhinos
Race: Khajiit
Favored Styles: Sword and Board, Min Red
Also known as: Blasting Bastet, Complainicus the Annoying, Screech Witch(this is offensive, as a wizard), Sir Chengine of the Knights of Wildwood

Lore

developed and scribed by Onion
Veithryn was born the strange human-cat hybrid daughter of Jerry Seinfeld (human counterpart still unknown) in the Darker Ages of the Throbbing Gams. Blessed with Jerry's superhuman strength and universally-loved hilarious jokes, Vei burst out into the furthest reaches of space, where she met a strange fellow named Pecos. Pecos was a perfect creature of god, and made every soul he touched a better one. Then Pecos died. Terribly.

Later, Veithryn was running across the Appalachian Plains when she came across a strange orb. The orb was orange - firm to the touch, but felt hollow. She chucked in onto the ground and, to her horror, it bounced back up into her hand. This is how Veithryn became the Harlem Globetrotter's first female member.

Some say that Veithryn is full of sticky bee-puke. This is because she is.

You might be asking yourself, "How many arms does Veithryn really have in there???" The answer will come to you in a fever dream.

Veithryn doesn't carry more than $20 on her at a time. The delivery fee you paid with your order is not a tip to Veithryn. Don't be a dickhead - give Veithryn a few bucks for making your life easier. Asshole.

It is Belegarth tradition to bring Veithryn an entire tray of lasagna at every event she attends. Don't forget to do your part in this well-honored ritual and bring a good wine pairing.

That's it for today, kids. Now go out and get some sunshine, before the air gets too smoky.

Awards Won/Taken

Trials Completed

Outer Temple Initiation - Acolyte - Barrel for The Great Hunt | 2015
Trials of Fire & Water - Inner Temple Trials for The Great Hunt | 2016
Disciple Trial - Probationary Membership Trial for God Squad | 2017
Poison Armor Trial - Personal Trial for God Squad Exhibition | 2018
Pabstism - Full Barrel Exhibit for God Squad | 2018

Events Attended

Events Coordinated

Battle of Pyke - 2019
Western Wars 17 - 2023
Western Wars 18 - 2024

Leadership History

*Prime Minister of Rusty Gauntlet (Amtgard) - 2016-2017
*Realm Leader of Pyke - 2018-2019
*Secretary of Western Wars Nonprofit - 2023-current