Turdery

Turdery is an act or quality that a turd exhibits.

Examples of turdery:

• Wearing t-shirts as part of garb
• Wearing tennis shoes as part of garb
• Wearing sunglasses on the field
• Wearing trappings of knighthood without being a knight
• Being a trap door spider
• Creating lame units that no one joins
• Posting on the web board just to get one's post count up
• Being unable to defend oneself against ridicule
• Fighting with ultralight weapons and a cowboy hat
• Being unable to write clear and concise posts on the web board
• Swimming in a toilet