Turds

A turd, in the context of foam fighting, is a person who is very annoying, very stupid, or very both. Often turds tend to wear substandard garb like ripped t-shirts, tennis shoes, and sunglasses. However, some turds will wear very meticulously crafted garb derived from lame characters like Dragonball Hunter Voltronater, with flowing capes and cowboy hats. Turds who aspire to be knights will often wear the trappings of knighthood without the associated rank. Turds also greatly overestimate their foam fighting and martial arts skills (see Locksley).

In the past the greatest of turds were honored on the now defunct Syndicate's Turd of the Month webpage.

• See also Turdery