Wizard Council

Born from frothy beginnings, this supergroup of legendary wiz-lords first assembled at Chaos Wars 16. The Wizard Council is a hodgepodge of playboy zap chuckers, drunk ass silverbeards, gangtangs of a certain sway, them sonz of spells and mag. Totally on a wobbly wizard wavelength, to all you skanks-n-peasants.

Is a storm brewin' to fuck up your party picnic? Or are horny ass ogres on the loose in your backyard? We handle that shit. Call us. We wiz.

Street Cred: http://www.vice.com/read/LARP-harder

The Original 9

• Radagast the Brown: Kade
• Metatron the Blue: Troll
• Shabazz the Green: Coop
• Guildenstern the Gold: Kurgan
• Alexander the White: Aleksii
• Seminex the Blur: Bishop
• Maldar the Magician: Bodmin
• Faticus the Bland: Brute
• Pontius the Purple: Itan

Other Members

• Shwim Shwam the Shaman: Juicer
• Man-O-Beer the Weird: Melee Moses
• Kidontis the Forever Young: Rope
• Bartlby the Baked, AK47 the Black: Uargvak
• Rosencrantz the Red: Fish
• Cross the Frost Boss: Elerosse
• Kronsinox the Incinerator: Marduk

Acolytes

• Yolo the Yellow: Poo
• Post-Humous the Destroyer: Postal
• Bilbongus the Percolated: Bilbo
• Purple the Haze: Wadu
• Mojito the Mexican: Ruben
• Dildongus the Diarrhea: Battle Christ

p.s. You can be a member too! Just submit your resume' and the $20 (non-refundable) registration fee to any full-time members, to then be interviewed for a possible position amongst the council. Or bribe your way in ya stanky bitch.