Hymn
Name: Hymn (pronounced like "Him")
Nicknames, titles, etc. : Hymn, Stick Thief, The Funniest Person in Tolaria, John Belegarth, (John for short), Hymen
Started fighting sometime in 2024
Started eventing WoW 2024
Event Attendance
- WoW 2024
- BFTR 2025
- WoW 2025
Pronouns:
They/Them (irl pronouns are he/him)
Realm: Tolaria
Race: Humanoid Fey Bee from The_Hive
Patron Deity: Frogulus
Other Affliations:
- Shadow wizard money gang
- Assassin's Guild
- Cult of Frogulus
Weapon Preferences: Javelin and Sword, Dual Daggers, Lots of Rocks. Learning the Spear to try and impress Cecil
Special Abilities:
- Can remember things sometimes
- Very good at stealing large important sticks from The Village Guard
- Extremely susceptible to peer pressure
- Will do anything to get out of an honest 1v1
- Has a name that makes conversations hard
- Has been Clicker Trained
- Good at making friends
- Very good at making enemies
- Will try to eat anything that fits in their mouth
- Is blessed with immense powers of throwing that ass back
- "Is very beautiful and fun to talk to"- Trogdor and Parakeet
Inventory:
- Feywild Honey
- Maid outfit
- Many dice
- Empty Bottle of Spirits
- Whispering Mask of The Charred
- Bottle of Faerie Fire
- Lucky Koban
- Joint Custody of a bar of Skaven Greyseer Gold (consult Parakeet's Page)
- Shields' Endorsement on any one action
- List of Names for Safe Keeping
Lore
Normal? I was normal once, they kept me in The Hive, with The Queen of The Hive, and The Queen made me normal. Normal? I was Normal once, She could control my mind, until I broke out of The Hive, now I get to choose what's normal.
"Who is Hymn?" is possibly one of the most unexpectedly loaded questions one could ask. Most would mean the silly person-sized Bee that throws great magnitudes of ass upon their enemies, but this is far from the truth for lurking under that delicious pollen covered ass, is a truly ungodly amount of lore vaguely outlining, the stories of three different people's entire lives to give us the bee you know today.
The First One
The absurdly convoluted story of the being currently known as "Hymn" started out with an unknown creature making a deal with The Queen hundreds of years ago. Not much is known about this creature, but we do know that they were among the first of The Queen's victims, and thus suffered the shared fate of all who deal with this malicious Fey. The original creature lost their name, their memories, and was transformed into a Fey Bee to work under The Queen's command for eternity, destined to help perpetuate the cycle that consumed them.
The Fey Bee
But many years of taste testing Memory Honey as Quality Insurance, leads to many accumulated memories, memories that while not coherent when mashed together, did form a rudimentary sentience. A sentience that had an understanding that there was more to life outside of the walls of The Hive. This yearning curiosity to experience what their mosaic of random memories hinted at grew with each passing day, fueled by each new tasted memory, and eventually landed the bee to the conclusion that they needed to escape and experience a real life for themselves. These fragments of emotion and memories weren't enough to get out of The Hive, the bee gathered two people's worth of memories meant for processing, and ate one, immediately gaining the entire culmination of the name and lived experiences of an eccentric Bard named "Hymn".
Hymn
"Hymn" mixed with the rudimentary mind of the bee, merging this person with another person's worth of memories, and henceforth created the being currently known as Hymn. Hymn took the remaining person's worth of Honey and escaped The Hive, eventually stumbling upon an adventurer hunting Faerie Dragons in the Feywild, and followed him to his home in Tolaria. Now Hymn lives out their days ecstatically forming memories they can confidently say are their own, enjoying the company of the Tolarians, and occasionally looking over their shoulder to make sure that The Queen hasn't tracked them down, looking to drag them away back into an eternity of mindless servitude.
WoW 2024
- Met and befriended Red Crow and saved Dragon's name from being stolen forever, by trading a vial of Feywild Honey for it.
- Fell victim to the all-consuming Curse of Gambling Addiction that afflicts all Tolarians.
- Lent out Hymn's name to Parakeet to gamble against Zael in an intense exchange of pure chance, robbed Zael, and is now Parakeet's official Gambling Sponsor/Enabler.
BFTR 2025
- Acquired Weapons and joined the Assassin's Guild with Sharak, made friends with almost all the assassins and got 4th place
- Fell victim to the all-consuming Curse of Gambling Addiction that afflicts all Tolarians.
- Robbed Zael with Parakeet.
- Reacquired previously lost Feywild Honey.
- Traded for many items in The Carnival of the Stranger, including but not limited to, A sealed Bottle of Spirits, Whispering Mask of The Charred, and copious amounts of Faerie Fire.
- Met and befriended all of Sith Camp and all of Cursed Battalion.
- Joined the Cult of Frogulus, and the Shadow wizard money gang.
- Stole a stick from The Village Guard, got caught trying to steal an even bigger stick in broad daylight the next day and had their soul sent to the afterlife. Luckily Hymn had bought a bottle containing souls the night before and let those souls go to the afterlife in their stead, everyone wins :D (except The Village Guard) Hymn would then proceed to wait for the BFTR reward ceremony and wait until all of The Village Guard was present for their prizes before booking it into their campsite and stealing a stick so large that most Tolarians classified it as a small tree. This marks the first of many heists Hymn would perpetrate against The Village Guard.
- Participated in the yearly remurdering of Zenith.
- Had a great time!
WoW 2025
- Ate a total of 10 hotdogs from Dog Squad, still feeling the repercussions.
- Fell victim to the all-consuming Curse of Gambling Addiction that afflicts all Tolarians.
- Robbed Zael with Parakeet.
- Acquired "One free Endorsement from Shield's on any one action" from Parakeet
- Got 2nd Place in "Best Rock Competition" using the centerpiece rock stolen from The Village Guard's Pinecone Shrine.
- Gathered the Tolarians for another Heist against The Village Guard, left a note openly taunting them, complete with a signature from everyone involved with the heist. (Get Gotted, Village Goons!)
- Lowkey crashing the Schmeckle economy for the Carnival of the Stranger.
- Took a few shots of funny fluid, got Baja Blasted, and has officially become Cursed Battalion's favorite Tolarian.
- Acquired Mantis' chastity belt key, traded it back to Mantis for his Name.
- Was two spaces away from black-outing Tolarian Bingo.
- Recieved the card of horrible enlightenment from Torex
Other
Quotes and Phrases:
"tell me a joke"
"haeh?"
"HORY SHIETO"
"ACH MEINEN SHPIENEN!"
🦀 (can't believe Foxglove vandalized me)
🦊 (<- seriously evil of sand to put that there...)
🧈🐦⬛🌾 (<--- WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?)