Sare
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| + | '''Fighting since:''' April, 2006 | ||
| + | '''Realm:''' [[Babylon]] | ||
| + | '''Units:''' [[Catalyst]], [[Gelfs|Gelf]] conscript, [[Mosquito Tribe]] | ||
| + | '''Styles:''' [[Sword and Board]], [[Javelin]], shredulating, fictioning | ||
| + | '''Garb:''' sucks | ||
| + | '''Knighthood status:''' Page to Sir [[Dopp]] | ||
| + | '''Likes:''' omg figbars, granola, writing way too much info on Belegarth wiki pages | ||
| + | '''Doesn't:''' drink or eat meat | ||
==Sweet Stats== | ==Sweet Stats== | ||
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Sare, who is a scientist, deducted that he also possesses a randomly occurring area of effect (AOE) of anterograde memory dysfunction (AMD) and a hitherto undiscovered syndrome of vampiric photographic intolerance (VPI). The AOE of AMD contributes to his continuum of anonymity at events outside of the Babylon Empire (so, Chaos Wars), resulting in numerous repeated introductions to people he has met since [[Chaos Wars 10|Chaos X]] (he was at that one, y'know). Sometimes the AMD can act quickly, causing standing "chat circles" to close Sare out without any active antisocial catalysts (e.g. saying something retarded, being a creeper, etc.). With this effect, Sare can effectively go completely unnoticed; he just wishes that this worked on the fighting field more often. The VPI is the stranger of the phenomena: after viewing countless Flickr and Photo Bucket folders of other people's event photos, one can only find Sare in a very, very small number of them. Wide shots of unit battles, ones in which he took part, show absolutely no evidence of his presence. | Sare, who is a scientist, deducted that he also possesses a randomly occurring area of effect (AOE) of anterograde memory dysfunction (AMD) and a hitherto undiscovered syndrome of vampiric photographic intolerance (VPI). The AOE of AMD contributes to his continuum of anonymity at events outside of the Babylon Empire (so, Chaos Wars), resulting in numerous repeated introductions to people he has met since [[Chaos Wars 10|Chaos X]] (he was at that one, y'know). Sometimes the AMD can act quickly, causing standing "chat circles" to close Sare out without any active antisocial catalysts (e.g. saying something retarded, being a creeper, etc.). With this effect, Sare can effectively go completely unnoticed; he just wishes that this worked on the fighting field more often. The VPI is the stranger of the phenomena: after viewing countless Flickr and Photo Bucket folders of other people's event photos, one can only find Sare in a very, very small number of them. Wide shots of unit battles, ones in which he took part, show absolutely no evidence of his presence. | ||
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| + | The AOE of AMD was thwarted at Chaos Wars XIV, when Sare shredulated like a madman for and after the Bardic Competition. He shredulates regularly with a clan of owls called The Dirty Words. | ||
Sare is the hearthmate of [[Gamin]]. He is also close friends with [[Bear]], but the rhyme of their names is purely coincidental, and is nowhere near the product of the unrequited love that lasts between certain other rhyming fighters in the [[Babylon Empire]]. | Sare is the hearthmate of [[Gamin]]. He is also close friends with [[Bear]], but the rhyme of their names is purely coincidental, and is nowhere near the product of the unrequited love that lasts between certain other rhyming fighters in the [[Babylon Empire]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:08, 22 August 2010
Sare is some guy who does stuff.
Fighting since: April, 2006 Realm: Babylon Units: Catalyst, Gelf conscript, Mosquito Tribe Styles: Sword and Board, Javelin, shredulating, fictioning Garb: sucks Knighthood status: Page to Sir Dopp Likes: omg figbars, granola, writing way too much info on Belegarth wiki pages Doesn't: drink or eat meat
Sweet Stats
Sare's full name is Sarreon, but yeah right, right? Having moved into a seemingly never-ending shebang with Dyse and Juicer, Sare witnessed their activities with the curious foam-padded weaponry, and, while stalwartly denying every offer to join them, asked frequently about it. One night, Juicer goaded Sare into an introductory single blue tutorial in their living room, which rapidly evolved into single blue fights with the three of them out in the street, late at night, in January (bad ideas). After the three of them migrated to a pagoda with Lloki and Oryx, Sare finally caved and attended his first fight in Drake Park under the added tutelage of Kaber and Aphex.
By decree of Juicer, Sare is a Hat Troll, because he is tallish and thin. Sare used to have a pretty cool-looking hat (pictured), but it has since mysteriously vanished into a nega-realm, never again to plague Sare's sweaty scalp with its itchy felt brim. During Chaos XII Sare donned the "Battle Bonnet," thus making him a de facto Bonnet Troll. However, despite his vacillating racial designation, Sare doesn't act like a monster, and loathes the idea of having icky body paint on him during hot events.
Sare is a Sword and Board/Board and Bat fighter, and has recently begun fighting Florentine, but sucks total dick at it. It was with the former penchant that he, with Juicer's guidance, forged Susan the Bashful. With this treacherous weapon he bashed in many faces until the club's demise in Tir na nOg, thus ending the long elaborate joke that no one ever seemed to contest.
The demeanor of this fighter is often extraordinarily condescending; to quote Remy, Sare exudes pseudo-intellectual elitist bullcrap. He berates other fighters for making grammatical errors (again, negating his essence as a monster), and is a perpetually sober noobstain who demands quiet at all times.
Sare, who is a scientist, deducted that he also possesses a randomly occurring area of effect (AOE) of anterograde memory dysfunction (AMD) and a hitherto undiscovered syndrome of vampiric photographic intolerance (VPI). The AOE of AMD contributes to his continuum of anonymity at events outside of the Babylon Empire (so, Chaos Wars), resulting in numerous repeated introductions to people he has met since Chaos X (he was at that one, y'know). Sometimes the AMD can act quickly, causing standing "chat circles" to close Sare out without any active antisocial catalysts (e.g. saying something retarded, being a creeper, etc.). With this effect, Sare can effectively go completely unnoticed; he just wishes that this worked on the fighting field more often. The VPI is the stranger of the phenomena: after viewing countless Flickr and Photo Bucket folders of other people's event photos, one can only find Sare in a very, very small number of them. Wide shots of unit battles, ones in which he took part, show absolutely no evidence of his presence.
The AOE of AMD was thwarted at Chaos Wars XIV, when Sare shredulated like a madman for and after the Bardic Competition. He shredulates regularly with a clan of owls called The Dirty Words.
Sare is the hearthmate of Gamin. He is also close friends with Bear, but the rhyme of their names is purely coincidental, and is nowhere near the product of the unrequited love that lasts between certain other rhyming fighters in the Babylon Empire.
