Sare
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Sare is a [[Sword and Board]]/[[Board and Bat]] fighter, and has recently begun fighting [[Florentine]]. It was with the former penchant that he, with Juicer's guidance, forged [[Susan the Bashful]]. With this treacherous weapon he bashed in many faces until the club's demise in [[Tir na nOg]], thus ending the long elaborate joke that no one ever seemed to contest. | Sare is a [[Sword and Board]]/[[Board and Bat]] fighter, and has recently begun fighting [[Florentine]]. It was with the former penchant that he, with Juicer's guidance, forged [[Susan the Bashful]]. With this treacherous weapon he bashed in many faces until the club's demise in [[Tir na nOg]], thus ending the long elaborate joke that no one ever seemed to contest. | ||
| − | The demeanor of this fighter is often extraordinarily condescending; to quote [[Remy]], Sare exudes ''pseudo-intellectual elitist bullcrap''. He berates other fighters for making grammatical errors (again, negating his essence as a monster), and is a perpetually sober noobstain who demands quiet at all times. During his reign as Sultan of the Babylon Harem--or head rent-payer of the house formerly known as Babylon HQ--other Babylon Belegrim found themselves getting screamed at for no reason at all (i.e. when they were partying loudly at two in the morning and leaving six thousand Pabst cans in all the hidden corners of the house), and they continually felt alienated and unwanted, despite their drive to merely have fun together in a positive environment. These events led Sare into being somewhat of a social pariah at home and at events. | + | The demeanor of this fighter is often extraordinarily condescending; to quote [[Remy]], Sare exudes ''pseudo-intellectual elitist bullcrap''. He berates other fighters for making grammatical errors (again, negating his essence as a monster), and is a perpetually sober noobstain who demands quiet at all times. During his reign as Sultan of the Babylon Harem--or head rent-payer of the house formerly known as Babylon HQ--other Babylon Belegrim found themselves getting screamed at for no reason at all (i.e. when they were partying loudly at two in the morning and leaving six thousand Pabst cans in all the hidden corners of the house), and they continually felt alienated and unwanted, despite their drive to merely have fun together in a positive environment. |
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| + | These events led Sare into being somewhat of a social pariah at home and at events. Sare, who is a scientist, deducted that he also possesses a randomly occurring area of effect (AOE) of anterograde memory dysfunction (AMD) and a hitherto undiscovered syndrome of vampiric photographic intolerance (VPI). The AOE of AMD contributes to his continuum of anonymity at events outside of the Babylon Empire (so, Chaos Wars). For example, [[Spriggot]] as introduced himself to Sare at Chaoses X-XIII, and at Chaos XI, he introduced himself several times over the course of the week. Sometimes the AMD can act quickly, causing standing "chat circles" to close Sare out without any antisocial catalysts (e.g. saying something retarded, being creepy, etc.). With this effect, Sare can effectively go completely unnoticed; he just wishes that this worked on the fighting field more often. The VPI is the stranger of the phenomena: after viewing countless Flickr and Photo Bucket folders of other people's event photos, one can only find Sare in a very, very small number of them. Wide shots of unit battles, ones in which he took part, show absolutely no evidence of his presence. | ||
Sare is the hearthmate of [[Gamin]]. He is also close friends with [[Bear]], but the rhyme of their names is purely coincidental, and is nowhere near the product of the unrequited love that lasts between certain other rhyming fighters in the [[Babylon Empire]]. | Sare is the hearthmate of [[Gamin]]. He is also close friends with [[Bear]], but the rhyme of their names is purely coincidental, and is nowhere near the product of the unrequited love that lasts between certain other rhyming fighters in the [[Babylon Empire]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:48, 23 July 2009
Sare is some guy who does stuff, particularly on fields with padded sticks. He began fighting in April of 2006.
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Sare's full name is Sarreon, though it has never been implemented in common use. Having moved into a seemingly never-ending shebang with Dyse and Juicer, Sare witnessed their activities with the curious foam-padded weaponry, and, while stalwartly denying every offer to join them, asked frequently about it. One night, Juicer goaded Sare into an introductory single blue tutorial in their living room, which rapidly evolved into single blue fights with the three of them out in the street, late at night, in January (bad ideas). After the three of them migrated to a pagoda with Lloki and Oryx, Sare finally caved and attended his first fight in Drake Park under the added tutelage of Kaber and Aphex.
By decree of Juicer, Sare is a Hat Troll, because he is tallish and thin. Sare used to have a pretty cool-looking hat (pictured), but it has since mysteriously vanished into a nega-realm, never again to plague Sare's sweaty scalp with its itchy felt brim. During Chaos XII Sare donned the "Battle Bonnet," thus making him a de facto Bonnet Troll. However, despite his vacillating racial designation, Sare doesn't act like a monster, and loathes the idea of having icky body paint on him during hot events.
The only unit to which Sare belongs is the mini-unit of Mosquito Tribe. Though he would not refuse induction into a larger, more functional unit, Sare has often voiced that joining one is not a priority, and that the inclusion in his realm is peachy-keen enough for him.
Sare is a Sword and Board/Board and Bat fighter, and has recently begun fighting Florentine. It was with the former penchant that he, with Juicer's guidance, forged Susan the Bashful. With this treacherous weapon he bashed in many faces until the club's demise in Tir na nOg, thus ending the long elaborate joke that no one ever seemed to contest.
The demeanor of this fighter is often extraordinarily condescending; to quote Remy, Sare exudes pseudo-intellectual elitist bullcrap. He berates other fighters for making grammatical errors (again, negating his essence as a monster), and is a perpetually sober noobstain who demands quiet at all times. During his reign as Sultan of the Babylon Harem--or head rent-payer of the house formerly known as Babylon HQ--other Babylon Belegrim found themselves getting screamed at for no reason at all (i.e. when they were partying loudly at two in the morning and leaving six thousand Pabst cans in all the hidden corners of the house), and they continually felt alienated and unwanted, despite their drive to merely have fun together in a positive environment.
These events led Sare into being somewhat of a social pariah at home and at events. Sare, who is a scientist, deducted that he also possesses a randomly occurring area of effect (AOE) of anterograde memory dysfunction (AMD) and a hitherto undiscovered syndrome of vampiric photographic intolerance (VPI). The AOE of AMD contributes to his continuum of anonymity at events outside of the Babylon Empire (so, Chaos Wars). For example, Spriggot as introduced himself to Sare at Chaoses X-XIII, and at Chaos XI, he introduced himself several times over the course of the week. Sometimes the AMD can act quickly, causing standing "chat circles" to close Sare out without any antisocial catalysts (e.g. saying something retarded, being creepy, etc.). With this effect, Sare can effectively go completely unnoticed; he just wishes that this worked on the fighting field more often. The VPI is the stranger of the phenomena: after viewing countless Flickr and Photo Bucket folders of other people's event photos, one can only find Sare in a very, very small number of them. Wide shots of unit battles, ones in which he took part, show absolutely no evidence of his presence.
Sare is the hearthmate of Gamin. He is also close friends with Bear, but the rhyme of their names is purely coincidental, and is nowhere near the product of the unrequited love that lasts between certain other rhyming fighters in the Babylon Empire.
