Pirates Versus Ninjas
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Revision as of 18:52, 26 October 2006
There has been a long standing debate in Belegarth and across the internet between Pirates and Ninjas as to which one of the two are better.
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Why Pirates are better(only positives)
- They know how to sail.
- They have rum.
- They sing jolly good tales of rape and pillage.
- They rape and pillage.
- They learned how to beat scurvy.
- They won on the forums 67% to 33 % [1]
- They have a National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yar!
- Forkbeard's on our side.
- They've got a starboard, port, aft and stern.
- Johnny Depp.
- Pirate booty.
- Stylish accessorizable hooks.
- They have canons.
- Jolly Rogers look really cool.
Why Ninjas are better(only positives)
- Have deadly accuracy
- Have Multiple Shurikens with fast and accurate abilities
- Imune to pain
- NEVER give into interragation
- can run Hundred Miles withoute stopping
- Can dislocate Limbs to escape restraints
- Can walk on hands to avoid stumbling on furnishings
- Can Hide in plain sight
- Has mastered multiple weaponry tactics
- Gewd Ninjas got mad infilitration and sneakiness skillz
- ninjas know what a shield is, they just opt not to use one because it only slows them down
- Have a wide variety of super awesome weapons and tools
Why Ninjas suck(only negatives)
- Don't know what a shield is
- They have legions of fanboys following them. The fanboys know nothing about them.
- Anime has killed any coolness they may have once possessed
- They can't fly
- Zanark likes them.
Why Pirates suck(only negatives)
- After 9 months a sea and only salty ocean baths they stink
- Orlando Bloom
- They get more Poon Tang. You might not think this is a negative, but then you start to think about the fact that about 95% of their time is spent on a ship with other guys and you realize where most of the poon tang comes from.
