Pirates Versus Ninjas
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| − | There has been a long standing debate in [[Belegarth]] between [[Pirate]]s and [[Ninja]]s as | + | There has been a long standing debate in [[Belegarth]] and across the internet between [[Pirate]]s and [[Ninja]]s as to which one of the two are better. |
==Why Pirates are better(only positives)== | ==Why Pirates are better(only positives)== | ||
| − | *They know how to sail | + | *They know how to sail. |
| + | *They have rum. | ||
| + | *They sing jolly good tales of rape and pillage. | ||
| + | *They rape and pillage. | ||
| + | *They learned how to beat scurvy. | ||
| + | *They won on the forums 67% to 33 % [http://belegarth.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=15383&highlight=pirates] | ||
| + | *They have a National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yar! | ||
| + | *Forkbeard's on our side. | ||
| + | *They've got a starboard, port, aft '''and''' stern. | ||
==Why Ninjas are better(only positives)== | ==Why Ninjas are better(only positives)== | ||
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*Don't know what a shield is | *Don't know what a shield is | ||
*They have legions of fanboys following them. The fanboys know nothing about them. | *They have legions of fanboys following them. The fanboys know nothing about them. | ||
| + | *Anime has killed any coolness they may have once possessed | ||
| + | *They can't fly | ||
| + | *[[Zanark]] likes them. | ||
==Why Pirates suck(only negatives)== | ==Why Pirates suck(only negatives)== | ||
*After 9 months a sea and only salty ocean baths they stink | *After 9 months a sea and only salty ocean baths they stink | ||
| + | *Johnny Depp | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Ninja]]s | *[[Ninja]]s | ||
*[[Pirate]]s | *[[Pirate]]s | ||
Revision as of 14:52, 26 October 2006
There has been a long standing debate in Belegarth and across the internet between Pirates and Ninjas as to which one of the two are better.
Contents |
Why Pirates are better(only positives)
- They know how to sail.
- They have rum.
- They sing jolly good tales of rape and pillage.
- They rape and pillage.
- They learned how to beat scurvy.
- They won on the forums 67% to 33 % [1]
- They have a National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yar!
- Forkbeard's on our side.
- They've got a starboard, port, aft and stern.
Why Ninjas are better(only positives)
- Have deadly accuracy
Why Ninjas suck(only negatives)
- Don't know what a shield is
- They have legions of fanboys following them. The fanboys know nothing about them.
- Anime has killed any coolness they may have once possessed
- They can't fly
- Zanark likes them.
Why Pirates suck(only negatives)
- After 9 months a sea and only salty ocean baths they stink
- Johnny Depp
