Calico

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Calico at Oktfest 2014

Title: Captain of The Cerberus

Other Titles: Singer of Songs, Drinker of Liquor, Taker of Women, [Redacted due to Sexual Innuendo]

Race: Human? [Editor's note: [Name Removed], "sex god" is not a recognized race. Please keep off this page]

Realm: Galahad

Weapons of Choice: Florentine: Cutlass and short sword or Rapier and Dagger

Fighting Since: 2013

Events Attended: Wolfpack Opener 2014, Oktfest 2014

A pirate operating out of Galahad, Calico apparently appeared from nowhere. No one seems to know who he is, where he came from, or what his motivations may be (with the notable exceptions of drink, plunder, and womenfolk). He wears the coat of a Naval officer though it is unknown if it is his own or procured otherwise. It is highly implied that he was, at one time, Captain of a ship, the fate of which, along with that of the crew, is unclear. He is known to have an Irish brogue at times, especially while inebriated, which may provide a clue as to his origins. He can also be heard speaking broken Italian to maidens who don't know any better and singing shanties and drinking songs to/with all those in earshot and is known to trade a song or two for liquor. Calico, while seemingly uninterested in the politics of Belegarth, exhibits fierce loyalty to those he allies himself with, notably Toph and Welshie of Galahad. Calico is the current captain of The Cerberus.

When not fighting, drinking, or singing, Calico can be found exhibiting all sorts of gentleman-roguery toward the fairer sex, flirting with lady archers, and instilling deep-seated Stockholm Syndrome in female hostages. Curiously, it is rare that he makes good on these advances. There is, however, one well documented romantic liaison of his known as the Kingston Incident.

The Kingston Incident

The Kingston Incident began when ██████ was seen █████████ with ████ at the █████████ ████. Calico then approached, saying "█████ ███ ██████ ████ ██ ████████." At this point, ██████ began █████████ with Calico , much to ████'s chagrin. Calico and ██████ continued █████████ until ██████ █████████ ████ ███ and ████████ commenced. Then [Redacted due to Graphic Violent Imagery]. Having ███ their ██████, Calico retired to █████████ with several maidens in tow. It is then said that [Redacted due to Graphic Sexual Imagery]. The next morning, the ladies in question (numbering between ██ and ███ depending on sources) left the manor to return to their respective husbands, fiances, or significant others.

Physical Appearance

Grey/blue (faded blue?)officer's coat with gold trim and buttons.

White/off white waistcoat.

Olive green or Red and Gold sash tied around waist with two, brown, leather belts.

Black Baldric

White shirt.

Black cravat knotted loosely at neck.

Black trousers.

Brown boots.

A modicum of different hats.

Smoldering stare and lips that [Editor's Note: Dammit, [Name Removed], we told you to keep off this page! Let it go, already!]

Quotes

"Yes, I'm sure I can have another."

"Oh, I'm sorry madame, I thought this was my tent."

"Does anyone know the Seven Drunken Nights?"

"No ma'am, I do not entertain spiders of the trap-door variety."

"I'm not at liberty to say."

"Cara mia, se si fossero qualsiasi più bella, la luna sarebbe nasconde la sua faccia dalla gelosia."

'Here's to our lord divine, who turned the water into wine. Have mercy on we foolish men who'll try to turn it back again."

"[Redacted due to Sexual Content]"

Related Pages

The Cerberus

The Ballad of Calico

Disclaimer: This page is a work of fiction. It chronicles the fictional persona of Calico. This is not indicative of his actual personality and is to be taken with a grain of salt and a heavy helping of humor.