Zwei ap Owen

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Archbishop of Gwynedd and general titlewhore. Is the nominal lord of the Southern Marches after receiving homage from Akbar the Foul, but he never visits. This has not prevented him from invoking the right of prima socta in that land, or the first rights to every new pair of socks. 'ap Owen' means 'son of Owen,' but he doesn't like to talk about it. By rumour is the father of the aptly named Taal ap Zwei, but admits to nothing. Hirsute and surly. Likes Jameson. Dislikes you.

Playing a rousing game of catch with his son, sans pants (not to be confused with an arousing game).