Formed By:Arioch Hellhammer the Goat Formed In: 2000 Members In: Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oregon, Texas, Colorado, Tennessee, North Dakota, Minnesota, Michigan, Idaho, Washington, and Canada.
Who Is House Hellhammer?
Seamstresses, Drunkards, and Blowhards
Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned.
The Golden Dynasty.
Letter From Father Girvin MacGannon the Redeemer
House Hellhammer at Oktoberfest '15
Dear Gawkers , Shit Talkers.
This is not about you. If you don't like what you see, MOVE ALONG. These are 'trials,' they are not supposed to be easy. They are supposed to push you to 'your' limit, and beyond. It's not about beating people up, or down. 'Jumping' anyone in. It's about opening the cage that holds the beast inside you. Letting your inner rage loose. It's about breaking down what you were, and showing you what you are. What we are. We are not here for your entertainment, we are not here to amuse you. The trial is for the person in it. No one else. It forces them to see 'what' they can do.
Yes people bleed, yes there are tears. People get hurt. People throw up. It's not pretty. It's not all warm and fuzzy. And IT'S. NOT. ABOUT. YOU.
Go back to your thick sided, rhino hiding group of fan boys and girls.
Keep your soul in a cage. Hide under your sheets at night scared of the the dark. Tremble at unseen noises in the distance.
Or shut the fuck up and start living.
You have never been tested.
You have never fought so hard you collapsed.
You have be passed the point of giving up. Dragged your self to your feet to call the whole thing off and toss in the towel.
Then through sweat and tears held your hammer out one last time... And crushed it. Just utterly destroyed it.
'It' being what you thought you were. What your limits used to be.
Keep talking shit.
We don't care.
We aren't trying to be -better than you-
We are trying to be better than us.
House Hellhammer at Oktoberfest '04House Hellhammer at Oktoberfest '08House Hellhammer At WPO '13Sir Fox's Shield and Hammer Trial at Spring Wars '14House HellhammerSir Keiichi, Sir Fox, and Katina at Spring Wars '14House Hellhammer readying for unit battles at Spring Wars '14House Hellhammer at Spring Wars '14Troll, Katina, Derian, and Shiv at Oktoberfest '12Jay, Retainer Ewan, Squire Static, Sir Ahlschwede, and Sir Dameon at Armageddon '14Squire (Sir) Rhys at Armageddon '14Squire Static, Squire Moto, Sir Ahlschwede at Armageddon '14House Hellhammer at Rag XXIVSir Ahlschwede and Sir Dameon at Oktoberfest '14Most of House Hellhammer at Oktoberfest '15Sir Argent Drakesoul and Squire Star "Static" Taite at Oktobefest '14The Butcher of Belegarth, Bodmin at Oktoberfest 2014Kazi at Melcaorme QHouse Hellhammer at WPO 2017House Hellhammer (Bishop, Luna, Sun, Brute, Diesel, Ulfgore, Juicer, Troll and Lady Grey) at Western Wars 2019. Photo by E$