Diesel

Fighting Name: Diesel
Race: Mech Goblin
Realm: Grond
Unit: Barreler in House Hellhammer
Primary Fighting Style: Sword and Board
Fighting Since: 2012

I began fighting in Gilead, until it was disbanded in October 2012. In the summer of 2013 I was involved in the birth of Grond. I truly love all aspects of the sport (except maybe archers), and am always looking to better improve myself and the game.

Diesel loves Dr pepper. Diesel remembers kazi who taught many to be a lot less garbage in the sport. 20 years ago we kind of remembered that boi. Diesel once wangchettied sir karps in the nuts and was immediately sheld punched by the wardens into the ground resulting in another Warden's victory.

He based his wankle off the the shape of his athletic protection cup. He's a green goblin motorcycle riding bastard. I don't know Diesel that well, but he built a rocket ship out of a vw micro buss that he found dead on the side of the road and the flew to the moon, giving people an unlimited supply of cocaine, shrooms, and love.

In between each event he soaks his gloves and insoles in malort. His moustache is legendary and has swayed the hearts and minds of many a fair lad. His mullet is an inspiration to all who still possess the ability to conjure hair upon their head.

Events Attended:

Wolfpack Opener 2015
Spring Wars 2014, 2015
Armageddon 2015
Chaos Wars 2015
Oktoberfest 2014
Rhun Closer 2014