Sir Par Mertyns, Lord of Mistwood
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− | Par Ohmsford | + | Par Ohmsford |
− | Realm: | + | Realm: Shannara, |
− | Title: | + | Title: Laughingstock of the Highlands of Chaos, Horsedick lover |
− | Units: | + | Units: Chaos Tards: lead queer, Children of Olympus, TeAM 4 |
− | Real Name: | + | Real Name: Dane Blows |
− | Email: | + | Email: Par_dj@yahoo.com |
− | Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/ | + | Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/daneeatspoop |
− | History: | + | History: |
− | + | First and foremost this little turd particle was concieved in adrunken fit behind the prancing pony between a one-legged squirrel and a whore without a head...... thus Chump Chumpsford was born. Shannara, The Southern most realm in the Highlands of Chaos, was one largely unafflicted by the wars ravaging the countries to the East and North, Mainly Ebonhold, Paranor, and Korayn, and Latnemir. Par grew up a troubled child, and was repeatedly raped by his mother's stallion. This was a terrible event that went on for many generations, and seems to be the one that will continue to happen for many more to come. Par soon left Shannara, and came to Rath, a citystate that wrongfully seized by the Chaos Guard. Through deceit and lies, he quickly rose in power, and now has Rhavin wrapped around his pinky. Par continues to have gay buttsex with Rhavin, and is rumored to occasionally take stallions into his quarters. | |
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Revision as of 20:55, 30 November 2007
Par Ohmsford
Realm: Shannara,
Title: Laughingstock of the Highlands of Chaos, Horsedick lover
Units: Chaos Tards: lead queer, Children of Olympus, TeAM 4
Real Name: Dane Blows
Email: Par_dj@yahoo.com
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/daneeatspoop
History:
First and foremost this little turd particle was concieved in adrunken fit behind the prancing pony between a one-legged squirrel and a whore without a head...... thus Chump Chumpsford was born. Shannara, The Southern most realm in the Highlands of Chaos, was one largely unafflicted by the wars ravaging the countries to the East and North, Mainly Ebonhold, Paranor, and Korayn, and Latnemir. Par grew up a troubled child, and was repeatedly raped by his mother's stallion. This was a terrible event that went on for many generations, and seems to be the one that will continue to happen for many more to come. Par soon left Shannara, and came to Rath, a citystate that wrongfully seized by the Chaos Guard. Through deceit and lies, he quickly rose in power, and now has Rhavin wrapped around his pinky. Par continues to have gay buttsex with Rhavin, and is rumored to occasionally take stallions into his quarters.