Spork

Revision as of 22:59, 17 May 2007

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Information

Name: Spork
Used to be: Gwamyr Aikanaro
Real Name: J. Dakota Madden
Race: Night Goblyn
Realm: Neldoreth
Unit: None. Flying solo.
Fighting since: Janurary 2006
Events:
2006:
Spring Wars
Dur-Demarion Opener
Freedom Wars
Equinox
Oktoberfest

2007:
Spring Wars
Beltaine

Next event:
War for the Roses Deux

History of Spork

Spork was born in the Marshes of Madness, from their he joined a group of other Greenskins and moved north to the Badlands. Once there, he was convinced by Grumluk and Gazbag to join his tribe of the "Bloody Sun Boyz" and continued with them to attack the great Dwarven fortress of Karak Eight Peaks. This fortress of the Dwarven kind was thought to be impenetrable.

Battle of Karak Eight Peaks

The battle began when the hordes of "Bloody Sun Boyz" raced into the fortress. Spork was in the third wave, running with a few Shamans and a few Squigherders his troop was meant to quickly engage a force of Dwarves running to flank. Listening to the black Orc Borbog and his elite troop, Spork convinced a small group of new Dwarven warriors to kill themselves by jumping off of a cliff. During the battle Spork killed several Dwarves while they were making their last stand, in the deep halls of Karak Eight Peaks.

Work at Mount Bloodhorn

This allowed Gazbag to realize Spork had some battle talent. Spork was then sent back with many troops to Mount Bloodhorn where another large horde of Greenskins have formed. Here, Spork helps many Greenskins by organizing and building. Mount Bloodhorn is a Greenskin fortress ran by the "Bloody Sun Boyz." After his initial help at Mount Bloodhorn and the capture of Karak Eight Peaks, Spork was sent to Neldoreth.

Neldoreth and Grush'Nakh

Here, Spork was to build an outpost known as Grush'nakh and gather as many forces of the dark as he could to help fight the Dwarves that were in march to retake Karak Eight Peaks. Grush'nakh Outpost was then ordered to maintain the border, to help protect against any reinforcements the High King might have called. The Dwarves led by High King Thorgrim Grudgebearer have summoned a seemingly large force to retake Karak Eight Peaks. Spork has then began his recruitment for the dark cause. Crushbone Tribe is the forces he has already recruited. Being a Night Goblyn, Spork must convince his warriors that if they do not lend a helping hand for the Dark Cause, the fate of all monsters might be at an end.

My favorite readings recently have been The Many Life Teachings of Keggleskin.

The Real Spork

The real me? I'm a computer nerd and play games all the time. I really eat children though, I put them in stews and whatnot, great meat. Not to old, not so young and chubby. I'll do anything someone tells me as long as its valid and if I like the person asking the favor. Spork also goes out on a limb for many of people offering moral support, money, and his home to people.