Shabazz the Green

Shabazz the Disgraced (Coop) : Formerly Shabazz the Green,

In the year of the pig, earth year two-thousand and nineteen AD, the council convened and denounced [redacted]. Sentenced to eternally walk the void, powerless and shamed. All but erased from the ever moving, all seeing, ever knowing time matrix.

Let his wounds go unhealed, doomed to fester and rot
Let his words jumble and confuse
Let his locks remain forever unopened
Let his pipe weed be ever dusty
With no chairs upon which to perch
Let him always be late
Let his floor ever be lava
Let his poops be hard and bloody

"WE CALL TO ORDER THIS MEETING OF THE COUNCIL OF ARCHMAGES TO VOTE ON THE ACTIONS OF SHABAZZ THE GREEN (Heretofore to be referred to as Shabazz the Disgraced or [Redacted]):

• ON THE ETHEREAL VANDALISM IN THE FIRST DEGREE,

• WILLFUL DISRUPTION OF THE TIME MATRIX,

• PRACTICING ALCHEMY WITHOUT A LICENSE,

• PERFORMING FORBIDDEN MAGICS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

1. PERFORMING THE IMPERIOUS CURSE;
2. UNSANCTIONED MIND CONTROL;
3. CHARMS AND ENCHANTMENTS BANNED ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE UNDER THE CONVENTION AGAINST NECROMANCY

WE HEREBY BANISH SHABAZZ THE DISGRACED TO THE ETERNAL SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT VOID THAT IS NON WIZARDHOOD, AND STRIKE HIS NAME FROM THE ANCIENT RECORDS (GEDDON WIKI)"

—The Council of Nine, Founding Wizard Council Members