Based and Epic Pirate Crew of Tir Asleen

Latest revision as of 22:04, 23 January 2023

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The Based and Epic Pirate Crew of Tir Asleen is a group of pirates from Tir Asleen who coordinate invasions on other realms.

WE ARE EPIC AND BASED AND GOOD AT FIGHTING AND GOOD AT RAIDING AND NOT CRINGE LIKE THE RIVAL PIRATE CREWS!!

Raids conducted so far:

 Nan Belegorn - 12/10/2022
 We swashbuckled with the St. Mynnix, and came out with a swaggerful victory!
 Pirates attending raid: Cinder, Varg, Tristan, Lupa, Hob

 Tirn-Hithui - 1/9/2023
 We raided and pillaged the inhabitants of Tirn-Hithui! 
 Fighting outnumbered in narrow bridge battles, surviving cutthroat free-for-alls, and tussling in one on one fights, the TA pirates came out with a swanky victory!
 Pirates attending raid: Tanner, Keiji, Varg, Hob, Wilson the d20

 Tirn-Hithui - 1/16/2023
 The lone lizardwoman Lupa located lots of landlubbers lording over loot. Lupa laughed as she yelled lay on and liberated the landlubber's loot!
 Pirates attending raid: Lupa

TO ALL THE OTHER PIRATE CREWS:

L + Ratio + Bozo + Plundered + Pillaged + No Wenches + I Found Yer Treasure + Keelhauled + Davy Jones Don’t Even Want The Likes Of Ye In His Locker + Shipwrecked + No Booty + Landlubber + Parrot Don’t Talk + Small Bounty + Nary A Wanted Poster With Yer Face On It + Crew Be Mutinying + Not Swashbuckling + Walk The Plank + Empty Sails + No Sea Legs + Bilge Rat + Hatches Not Battened Down + Yer Hook Hand Be Rusty + Yer Peg Leg Rotten As The Briny Deep + Yer Eyepatch Be Too Small + YARRR

YARRR! I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and won over 300 duels. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag.

I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device?

Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil.

The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can end ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.

Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll darned sure use it all to wipe yer butt off o’ the world, ye dog.

If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment.

But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll poop fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.'