Arrakis
From BelegarthWiki
Home Realm: Peewees playhouse
Current Realm: [1]/Butt hump
Unit: Unbarreled Feral Whore (Jizz River)
Sponsor: Mekoot Lob'o
Race: Homo
Styles: Missionary, doggie, reverse cowboy, cowboys, cumguzzling, cumslinging
Arrakis is a rather shitty fighter from Dur-Demarion in Nashville, TN that has since moved to Tolland, Connecticut, where he takes on all cummers from any gay porn site that will allow him to be their Fluffer.
He takes it in the ass, and also hates everyone. Contact him on the Belegarth boards or on the Penis Mongers board for information, also registered with Pedophiles United.
Da Story of Arrakis!
Arrakis is one of the biggest chodes in the sport. He turds up any forum that he can, and knows shit about most things.
He is very good at math, due to having an obsession with calculating how many cocks he can shove in his ass at one time. I believe the record stands at 14, with a butt plug.
Arrakis is known as a pioneer of Cumdumpstering, a sport in which the object is to catch as much jizz in your mouth, swallow it, then have a horse fuck you. To this day, he has never been out cumdumpstered.
His greatest thrill is cumslinging at fag bars across the world. His mother wanted to find out if he was gay, so she got some vinegar and baking soda and made a volcano and put him to the test. When the volcano went off, he was busy sucking cock. She had her answer.
It is widely noted that Hitler is in fact, less of a douche that Arrakis.
