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'''Name:''' Galen | '''Name:''' Galen | ||
− | '''Race:''' Khepri, formerly (but still occasionally) Asheater Kobold | + | '''Race:''' [[Khepri]], formerly (but still occasionally) Asheater Kobold |
− | '''Home Realm:''' Mallenorod | + | '''Home Realm:''' Mallenorod, [[Norcalia]] |
− | '''Fighting Since:''' April 2016 | + | '''Fighting Since:''' April [[2016]] |
'''Weapon Proficiency:''' No | '''Weapon Proficiency:''' No | ||
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== Oh, Lore? == | == Oh, Lore? == | ||
− | + | [[Image:Dab.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Kobold invention of the dab.]] | |
− | Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. | + | Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. Responsible for the Bog Juice Incident of Harvest Massacre 2018. |
− | Galen saw a | + | Galen saw a [[Goblyn]]'s elbow once and never recovered. |
Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass. | Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass. | ||
− | ''' | + | == Bog Juice == |
+ | |||
+ | '''You will need:''' | ||
+ | * One (1) jar, any size, but bigger is better | ||
+ | * One (1) bottle cheap whiskey. If you're spending more than 12 dollars, you're doing it wrong. | ||
+ | * One (1) bag dried shitake mushrooms (whole or sliced) | ||
+ | * Optional: rosemary, for fragrance, and to give the illusion that what you have concocted is respectable and fit for human consumption. | ||
+ | * Anything else you think will make for a suitably abominable drinking experience | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Preparation:''' | ||
+ | |||
+ | 1. Fill jar 1/2 to 3/4 of the way full with dried mushrooms | ||
+ | |||
+ | 2. Add enough whiskey to cover tops of mushrooms | ||
+ | |||
+ | 3. Place lid on jar, and leave to sit for at least a week. (Anything less, and you might wind up with something that's actually palatable.) | ||
+ | |||
+ | 4. Add additional ingredients as the mood strikes | ||
+ | |||
+ | 5. Enjoy your newfound infamy | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Events Attended == | ||
*War of Wrath 2016 | *War of Wrath 2016 | ||
− | *Harvest Massacre 2016, 2017 | + | *Harvest Massacre 2016, 2017, 2018 |
*Battle for the Ring 2017, 2018 | *Battle for the Ring 2017, 2018 | ||
*Silica Vale 2017, 2018 | *Silica Vale 2017, 2018 | ||
*Phoenix Rising 2017, 2018 | *Phoenix Rising 2017, 2018 |
Latest revision as of 23:47, 28 October 2019
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[edit] Galen (the Hungry)
"Wanna buy a kobold? I'll eat all your food and piss in your sink!"
[edit] Who's This Douchebag?
Name: Galen
Race: Khepri, formerly (but still occasionally) Asheater Kobold
Home Realm: Mallenorod, Norcalia
Fighting Since: April 2016
Weapon Proficiency: No
Fighting Style: Sword-and-board, Florentine, broadsword, crying so hard forever.
Emergency Food Supply: Oakhart
[edit] Oh, Lore?
Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. Responsible for the Bog Juice Incident of Harvest Massacre 2018.
Galen saw a Goblyn's elbow once and never recovered.
Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass.
[edit] Bog Juice
You will need:
- One (1) jar, any size, but bigger is better
- One (1) bottle cheap whiskey. If you're spending more than 12 dollars, you're doing it wrong.
- One (1) bag dried shitake mushrooms (whole or sliced)
- Optional: rosemary, for fragrance, and to give the illusion that what you have concocted is respectable and fit for human consumption.
- Anything else you think will make for a suitably abominable drinking experience
Preparation:
1. Fill jar 1/2 to 3/4 of the way full with dried mushrooms
2. Add enough whiskey to cover tops of mushrooms
3. Place lid on jar, and leave to sit for at least a week. (Anything less, and you might wind up with something that's actually palatable.)
4. Add additional ingredients as the mood strikes
5. Enjoy your newfound infamy
[edit] Events Attended
- War of Wrath 2016
- Harvest Massacre 2016, 2017, 2018
- Battle for the Ring 2017, 2018
- Silica Vale 2017, 2018
- Phoenix Rising 2017, 2018