Zaraukk

Squire to Acrid the Scarecrow.

Has "been a archery fighter for years," and has at least "four badass archer friends."

Tongue-in-cheek placeholder (so I can add the Category:People tag).

Has been around for 17 years (source: Zaraukk).

When he makes this page for real, it'll "most likely be just as long as Anastasia's."