Tepeshe
Info
Real name: Wesley "Rush" Fitzwater
Race: pinky
Realm: N/A
Unit: Ralingarde
Weapon of Choice: Red Sword
Started fighting: May 2006
killed Blitzkreig: enough to earn me a spot by the right hand of GOD
Times one-shotted by Ryoma: A shitload and a half.
Tepeshe directly translates from Romanian as "The Impaler".
Facts about Tepeshe
- Tepeshe's middle name stems from his mother sleeping with Geddy Lee
- Tepeshe will kick your ass at galaga
- Tepeshe is always willing to light Zaku on fire.
- Tepeshe is the most talented person in the unit (or not).
- Tepeshe is in the Army National Guard, and is disappointed at not being allowed to wear a camo kilt.
- Tepeshe's favorite food is gravy.
- Tepeshe can often be seen eating lunch with John Stamos.
- Tepeshe thinks that skin is overrated. ("Jesus, it's fucking everywhere!" -Tepeshe)
- Tepeshe...lol
- Tepeshe supports Pinkie rights.
- Tepeshe knows Ryoma has a ninja bedspread and ninja pajamas
- Tepeshe is actually the most talented person in the unit and the only reason he isn't the leader is because of a technicallity of him not being a grammar nazi.
- Tepeshe is the spawn of Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van-Damme, Arnold Schwarzenneger, and the Good Humor ice cream man.