Slaughtergutt Tribe

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HammerHand Slaughtergut wuz a troll who fought an army of point-ears, killing scores until his hand wuz cut off. He unable to hold his hammer, and he not have time to wait for it to grow back, so he jam his great hammer into da bleeding stub and kill even more point-ears!He crush and bash dem until de ground run red.

Den, one sneak up behind him (he not hear so good wif point-ears screamin so loud) and cut open his belly. De elfies tink dat dey had won, as Hammerhand Slaughtergut lay bleedin, his entrails pouring out. But Slaughtergut is tinking 'Dere is only a few hundred left ta kill, it not hurt so bad!' (he also not know how many a hundred is) and he is getting up, and swinging his hammer, holding his insides in as da elfies went flying! But soon his hammer was too littered wif gore to be of much use. So he strangles da elfies wif his own entrails! And He come home to his family a hero of great renown.

Dey call demselves da 'Slaughtergut Tribe' from den on, each carrying a ceremonial Hammer in memory of Slaughtergut's great battle, using dem as gifts to other tribes, and for religious ceremonies. And hittin stuff, dat too. Slaug is his great great grand-pup, and still carries his hammer.