Shratinomicron
The Shratonomicron is a powerful artifact currently in the possession of the Kobald Hero Shrat. The book is as old as Shrat himself and contains one single word, listed on the inside of the cover:
"SHRAT"
Adept in the Kobald Libromantic Skool of Majik, Shrat is able combine the skill of recognizing the letters that make up his name with the physical presence of that very name in the book.
In times of great need (such as extreme inebriation or general forgetfulness), he can call upon the powers of the Shratonomicron to remember his name.
The last time Shrat was rumored to have used this artifact was at Spring War 2005. Someone said they had a Hot Dog Sammich to give to Shrat, after verifiying in the Shratonomicron he was Shrat, Shrat spoke up and was able to partake of this most delicious delicacy.