Rumbeard

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Fighter Information

Name: Rumbeard
Gender: Male
Race: Orc
Realm: De-Treba Mora
Unit:The Juggernauts, Reavers of De-Treba Mora
Primary Fighting Style: Unknown
Fighting Since: Forever and A Day

Other Information


Events Attended

Rumbeard has been to more event then an orc is able to count...

Rumbeard and Fangy. Photo by The Wandering Goblyn

Lore

The Night Rumbeard Went Missing
(To the tune(ish) of The Untitled Bitter Song by The Poxy Boggards)
By Sir Oroku Norinaga

Gladitor Night late, Chaos twenty ten and eight
When a pirate set sail from his camp
Not knowing fate had thrown, him deep towards parts unknown
Thus began the night that Rumbeard went missing

Chorus
Was he on the high seas? Was he sailing, was he fishing?
We'll never know the deep depths of his soul
But he gave us quite a fright as he careened through the night
The night Rumbeard went missing

He was moaning, he was bitchin when he came through Sarca's Kitchen
All tent ropes his vile enemy
With his daughter by his side, he was on a wild ride
The night Rumbeard went missing

According to his brain he was on the bounding main
The deck was never level straight
But he did his level best to continue on his quest
The night Rumbeard went missing

He made it back to dock, his arrival was a shock
As it seemed his navigation lacked
So Gaston being frank asked him to walk the plank
The night Rumbeard went missing

He made it back to camp with a mic stand and a ramp
His mateys did their best to keep him safe
I'll bet all my gold doubloons dry were not his pantaloons
The night Rumbeard went missing

He awoke with a fright, "What the hell did I do last night?
My memory isn't very clear"
But it shouldn't take him long
Since I just wrote down this song
The night Rumbeard went missing