Nish

Fuck Yes!

• Real Name: Ryan Johnson
• Realm: Rhovanion
• Fighting Since: Feb '08
• Preferred Styles: Caveman Logics

Nish is a robotic space traveler with a heart of gold. Turn ons include long walks on the beach, drinking champagne by candlelight, and killing all humans. Nish likes to spend his evenings wandering aimlessly through time, due to an accident caused by his mischievous brother Hash, which ripped a hole in time and space and has caused all sorts of fucked up shit to happen.

BTW Has anyone seen seen Nish's mind? It fell out when his face melted at Flood-a-Geddon. It was as big as cantaloupe and crispy around the edges.

Event History

Wolfpack Opener 09, 10, 11, 12
Spring Wars 08, 09
Olympics 09, 10, 11, 12
Geddon VIII, IX
Summer Wars 09
Oktoberfest 08, 09, 10, 11
Equinox 10