McUlluck
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Out of Character
Hank Replogle is a pretty cool guy.
Songs of McUlluck
A genial soul at heart, McUlluck Mac McUlluck is wont to burst into impromptu song. Some of these songs strike him as good enough to repeat, and so become codified and re-sung, over and over and over again. The Arbitrium has lost many a good pirate in this way.
The Epic of McUlluck
There once was an orc, and an elf,
And fucked like mad did they.
But that is not the story we are telling here today.
McUlluck is his name, McUlluck is his clan,
And if you ask McUlluck, he's got a little plan.
He's going to get shit-faced
Morning, day, and night.
And if you ask McUlluck, well, that's quite alright.
He'll drink and drink and drink and drink
And drink and drink and piss.
He'll drink and drink and drink and drink
And drink and drink some more.
He'll drink and drink and drink and drink until he's on the floor.
And then tomorrow morning, he'll wake up with a dirty whore.
Well, McUlluck is his name, clan McUlluck's name he's got.
There's only one thing wrong with him,
He's got the Nurgle's Rot.
The tale of how this happened, is indeed quite long.
But here's a condensed version of it put into a song.
Well, one day and night, McUlluck was following his plan
He sought for more company than his left hand.
So down to the town did he go, a looking for a whore.
And around midnight he was knocking on the brothel door.
McUlluck had not brought quite as much money as he thought,
So the cheapest whore in town was the one he bought.
It's often said you get, what you pay for,
Fore the next morning, his penis bore a sore.
McUlluck is his name, McUlluck is his clan.
And if you ask McUllcuk, he's got a little plan.
He's going to get shitfaced, morning day and night.
And if you ask McUllcuk, well, that's quite alright.
