Kelring the Beardless

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Kelring the Beardless

Fighting Name: Kelring the Beardless

Titles Menstrual Fairy of Norcalia

Started Fighting: September 2012

Realm Started in: Arnor

Current Realm: Blood Moon Bay, Norcalia

Fighting Style: Sword and Board, Spear

Current Units: Valley Militia

Date Joined Current Unit: September 2017

Houses: House Valkyrie

Race: Dwarf

Lore: Kelring is a dwarf who as a child, was involved in a terrible accident involving molten gold, which scorched off her burgeoning beard. The gold got into her precious follicles, damaging them irreparably, and left her beardless. Generally distrusted by her dwarven brethren, she wandered until she found her place among the humans of Arnor. They taught her to fight, to wear armor, and to let out blood-curdling screams at her foes, which she enjoyed doing very much.

After several years of training in Arnor, Kelring returned to her homeland of Norcalia, and rejoined her clansmen. Now, she was welcomed home as a warrior, despite her persistent beardlessness. She found a home along the shores of Blood Moon Bay, where she continued to train among those normally abhorred by her people (Goblins), as well as those begrudgingly respected (Kobolds).

During this time, Kelring mined the earth for gold, silver, bronze, and jewels, but found little as the land had been stripped of these resources long ago. As a result, she found herself spelunking more and more through caverns deep underground to find new ore veins. Eventually, she ventured so far through the Earth, that she decided to dig herself out of the cavernous maze. When she popped out of the ground, she found herself in a strange valley. After wandering a while, she found herself face to face with a living, walking, talking, fighting tree! They called themselves Oakhart, and seemed pretty chill, despite being a tree. Oakhart told her that she was in Silica Vale, a valley rich in a resource called Silicon - the humans there used it in their magic, and it could fetch a decent price.

Kelring jumped into action. She started a mine, extracting Silicon from the earth, and started to turn a profit. Now that she had a stake in the valley's protection, her tree friend Oakhart suggested that she join the local militia. The current militia members agreed. "Protect the Valley and protect your mine!" they said. "It'll be fun! We have barbecues." And so she accepted.

Under the war-omen of the Phoenix, Kelring and Oakhart fought side by side, spear by spear, and survived the battle. After this, Kelring had nothing but trust for this unusual photosynthetic creature. They passed their Militia trials together, and shared many a laughable tale.


Interesting Facts:

Kelring the Beardless has no beard, and thus can pass for a human when she wants to. She never wants to.

Kelring currently holds the title of Menstrual Fairy of Norcalia. She endeavors to help those visited by the red-tide at practices and events by providing the weaponry necessary to stop the flood's onslaught.

According to Black Rabbit, "Beardless is Fearless!"

Kelring's spear is named Kabob-lin, as it's purpose to make kabobs out of Goblins.


Events Attended:

  • WPO 2015, 2016
  • Oktoberfest 2015
  • Olympics 2016
  • Armageddon 2016
  • Battle for the Ring 2017
  • Silica Vale 2017
  • War of Wrath 2016, 2017
  • Harvest Massacre 2016
  • Phoenix Rising 2017