Jay Loch
Battle Name
- Technically two names, but used as one. Loch as in Loch ness.
- Full name: Jay Dartanian Loch VonSquiggles of the McFeelgoods
- King of the Gnomes, Baron of Mirkwood, Trade-master of Mirkwood,
- Started fighting: Non-combatant
- Started eventing 2012 at Ragnarok 27 in Dagorhir
Pronouns: He/Him
Realm: Galladorn
Unit: Mirkwood
Race: Gnome
Event Attendance
- Eclipse: 1,3-9
- Armageddon: 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
- Oktoberfest: 2023
Lore
Crowned King of the Gnomes by Atari of Eryndor, Armageddon of the year 2024.
King of the Gnomes , a race by that by definition is both pinkie and monster which obviously cancel each other out, and therefore technically don't exist. By the Transitive Property, I am the King of things that don't exist. I see no flaws in this logic.
Character story
Classic Rags to Riches: Started trading with the Barbarians of the Post early in my career. For many years my garb was entirely from trades or the product of services for trade. Quite proud of that. I have yet to trade for the shirt off a man's back, but I have seen it done and it has since been a side-quest. Over the years my knowledge and experience grew and I've made sure that both parties always had a fair trade. I encourage all to try your luck at the bigger-and-better game of starting with something small and ending up with something unbelievable. As time went on I gained some court titles through service to the unit, but to be honest, the title of Trade-master means more to me. There are not many Gnomes known to me(since we don't exist and all) but when I went to claim the Throne it must have been fate, Kingmaker Atari the gnome had a crown ready for me. I've done the duties set before me by the Kingmaker and recently learned of an Elder Gnome(named Gnome) in my unit who is a God.