How to Build a Squeaky Weapon

I unveiled my squeaky hammers at Oktoberfest '07 for those of you who remember them. They were more or less a fun weapon to use when you were bored. The easiest way to create a squeaky weapon is to cut the squeakers out of those fluffy squeaky toys you can buy at Dollar General for about $3. Put the squeakers against the handle, and lightly wrap electrical tape around the squeakers and handle until everything but the small hole at the bottom is covered up. The reason you use electrical tape rather than duct tape, gorilla tape, or andover hockey tape is because the cloth tape doesn't hold well unless firmly pressed or the duct tape and or gorilla tape is too heavy to allow re-inflation.
Created by Kayin
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