Category talk:Pirates

reasons pirates own ninjas (courtesy of Spike, but posted by Grey)

Myth: Ninjas are deadly assassins. Fact: Pirates kick ass on land and sea.

Crap: Pirates suck because they lose their limbs. Fact: Even while missing limbs, pirates put their peg legs up ninja asses.

Total Bullshit: Ninjas wear all black and are stealthy because they choose to be. Fact: Ninjas didn't originally wear all black and be sneaky, but changed to their more commonly known attire and hide because pirates spotted them too easily and whooped their asses before they even knew it was coming.

Nuh-uh: Pirates are gay. Fact: The United Pirate Nation created a lame television network to distract the ninjas. The ninjas were mesmerized by the crappy programming while pirates pillaged the stupid ninja dojos. This network was named the "UPN". The ninjas were too dumb to make the connection between the two.

Not Even True: Pirates eat Quakers Cap'n Crunch cereal. Fact: In 1994, the UPN decided that the official cereal of pirates would be Post Fruity Pebbles. This would be to utilize the Vitamin C to prevent scurvy. This was secondary to the fact that Cap'n Crunch shreds the roof of your mouth.

Stupid Ninjas Say: Ninjas are better because they go through rigorous training and pirates don't Fact: Pirates go through equal, if not harder training than ninjas. Everyone who wishes to become a Pirate must undergo this training, and at the end of this training must be examined in the following:

-Curly Moustache Growing (3 month exam, 5 months for Lady Pirates). -Timber Shivering -Accounting using Pieces of Eight -Treasure Huntery - Sword Fighting -Approved Sea Shanties -Killing Ninjas -One of these two: ->Arrr ->Arrrrrrrr