A.R.C.
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A.R.C. is an acronism for Awesome Red Cobras, a fake unit like none other!
The A.R.C. are a band of roving totally awesome elite sand ninjas. They come from the Really Awesome and Hot Red Desert, in Awesomonia. They were dubbed the A.R.C. because they plant cacti in the desert, but instead of storing water, they store deadly Red Cobras. These cobras attack thirsty, unwelcome travelers. The venom in the Red Cobra's fang's make the travelers really angry, so they either kill their companions, or themselves.