"Village Guard Shit"

Lyrics and music by Ders of The Village Guard, founder of The Village Guard Church.

Lyrics

I'm on some Village Guard shit,
I've been loosing in the bear pit.
I got some brand new garb, I tried it on,
And it kinda makes my back itch.

I'm on some Village Guard shit,
I go crazy cause I love ditch.
I found the biggest, worst built red,
And I volunteered to back it.

I'm on some Village Guard shit,
Prerequisite first aid kit.
They said, "Keep your wit about you son!"
But I forgot to pack it.

So you wanna Village Guard taste?
Well, we've never heard of toothpaste.
But we had the biggest smiles on
When we heard we came in fourth place!

Our weakness is our strength and I am weak.
Every time I hit my bottom, it's my peak.
All the warriors they went off to fight their war,
But the Village knows what fightings really for.

You're on some Village Guard shit?
Well that's great because we see it.
Every time a shot's unclear
And you decide to take it...

Welcome to our Guard Fam,
After fights we smell like hot ma.
But I'll still take a sweaty hug Goodbye
Every single time I leave camp.

Enjoy the Village guard shit.
There's no need to conserve it.
Cause if you run out, I've got some more
And I'm always here to share it.

So you want some Village Guard shit?
Well everybody has it.
It's the part of you that needs somebody else
There to hold it.

Our weakness is our strength and I am weak.
Every Time I hit my rock bottom, it's my peak.
All the warriors, they went off to fight their war,
But the Village knows what fightings really for.