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| − | == The Council of Nine ==
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| − | ; Radaghast the Brown ([[Kade]]) : Bird Magic
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| − | ; Metatron the Blue ([[Troll (person)|Troll]]) : Word Magic, inventor of Robot Magic
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| − | ; Guildenstern the Gold ([[Kurgan]]) : Key Magic - Highly necessary for unlocking doors, signature spell is Knock.
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| − | ; Alexander the White ([[Aleksii]]) : White Magic - Although White Magic is a discipline of healing magic, Alexander the White usually specs for melee. A sub-optimal build, but he can be very effective.
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| − | ; Pontius the Purple ([[Itan]]) : Purple Magic - Little is known about the enigmatic Purple Wizards, but they seem as powerful as they are mysterious.
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| − | ; SEMENx the Blur ([[Bishop]]) : Time Magic, Caretaker of the [[Time Matrix]], frequently lost in the [[Time Void]].
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| − | ; Maldar the Magician ([[Bodmin]]) : Illusion Magic - Successfully cast an illusion that most people mistook for [[Chaos Wars 16]].
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| − | ; Squim Squam the Shaman ([[Juicer]]) : Shamanic Magic, Nature Magic with a minor in Totems - Originally diversity hire, Squim Squam has proven to be an invaluable member of the Council.
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| − | ; [Redacted] : Formerly [Redacted] the [Redacted], the 9th seat of the Council of Archmages will henceforth be a rotating position to bring fresh ideas and powers to the Council.
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| − | == Council Sanctioned Wizarding Groups ==
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| − | === Chromats ===
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| − | Chromats are wizards that subscribe to the idea of colored magic. This is a popular concept in the wizarding community, but many criticize it for being too restrictive.
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| − | ==== White Mages ====
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| − | ; Tetris the Alabaster ([[Scorpion Bob]]) : Spatial Magic
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| − | ; Alexander the White ([[Aleksii]]) : White Magic - Although White Magic is a discipline of healing magic, Alexander the White usually specs for melee. A sub-optimal build, but he can be very effective.
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| − | ==== Orange Mages ====
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| − | ; Orangent the Orange ([[Argent]]) : Laughing Magic
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| − | ==== Black Mages ====
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| − | ; Bartlby the Baked/AK47 the Black ([[Uargvak]]) : Black Magic, Responsible for making all trees grow.
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| − | ; Foot the Vagidrian ([[Rotten]]) : Poison Magic, A Subsect of Green Magic
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| − | ==== Blue Mages ====
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| − | ; Metatron the Blue ([[Troll (person)|Troll]]) : Word Magic, inventor of Robot Magic
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| − | ; Skivonicus the Indigo ([[Sky]]) : Blue Magic
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| − | ; Teal the Teal ([[Phoenix]]) : Tiffany Blue Magic - A very specific shade of Blue Magic.
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| − | ==== Gold Mages ====
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| − | ; Guildenstern the Gold ([[Kurgan]]) : Key Magic - Highly necessary for unlocking doors, signature spell is Knock.
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| − | ; Yolo the Yellow ([[Poo]]) : Blunt-rolling Magic, Weapons Expert
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| − | ; Euclid the Gold ([[Finn]]) : Geometric Magic
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| − | ==== Red Mages ====
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| − | ; Rosencrantz the Red [Deceased] ([[Fish]]) : Red-eye Dank magic. Killed by Stitchio the Corpsetoucher on a PVP server.
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| − | === Special Subcommittees ===
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| − | ==== R & D Subcommittee (Research & Destruction) ====
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| − | ; Rodney of Blasting ([[Sybion]]) : Destruction Magic - Appointed to the subcommittee of R & D as an expert consultant.
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| − | ; Complainicus the Annoying ([[Veithryn]]) : Master of Complaintrips - Highly Destructive noise magic, appointed to the subcommittee for her distinction in the area of psychological warfare.
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| − | ; Kroncinox the Incinerator ([[Marduk]]) : Fire Magic - Appointed for obvious reasons
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| − | ; Post-Humous the Destroyer ([[Postal]]) : Chaos Magic - A rare variety of Sword Mage
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| − | ==== Subcommittee for the Preservation of Madness ====
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| − | ; Snapplefax the Wise ([[Arioch]]) : Master and Curator of All facts, Master of reading bargain bin tea leaves, appointed for his work with facts from alternate realities.
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| − | ; Marlamad the Lad ([[Voss]]) : Madness Magic and Tongue Twister Magic - Appointed for obvious reasons.
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| − | ; Stichio the Corpse-Toucher ([[Stich]]) Necromancer - Appointed for his work with the dead and dying.
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| − | ; Cackitus Pam ([[Krow]]) : Interdimensional Travelling Magic, Cursed to be unable to say her own name.
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| − | ==== Subcommittee for the Replacement of Shitty Wizard Names ====
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| − | ; Def the Leopard ([[Ace]]) (the dude Ace) : Butt-rock magic - Currently in the process of finding a new name
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| − | ; Dildongus the Diarrhea ([[Battle Christ]]) : Space Magic Haggard Magic. "You can't cheat space, it's too big." - Currently in the process of finding a new name
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| − | ; The Sloth-Elk ([[Bran]]) : Currently on a journey of self-discovery. Name forthcoming.
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| − | ; Bilbongus the Percolated ([[Bilbo]]) : Tasty Magic (unspecified)
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| − | ; Brodo Faggins ([[Ralimar]]) : Grill Ass Bird Magic
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| − | ; Synthesus the Mellodick ([[Sare]]) : Bardic Magic, Forever with one foot in the [[Time Void]]
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| − | ==== Subcommittee for Mapping Other Timelines ====
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| − | ; Wiz Kid the Kid Wizard / Kidontis the Forever Young ([[Rope]]) : Weird Magic, Innovator of Wood Magic
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| − | ; Cross the Frost Boss ([[Elerosse]]) : Ice Magic
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| − | ; Dillweed the Condiment ([[Dangus]]) : Flavor Magic
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| − | === Miscellaneous Magical Disciplines ===
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| − | ; Kevin the Chronicler ([[Cord]]) : Official Council Appointed Scribe
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| − | ; Faticus the Bland ([[Brute]]) : Master of Cantrips and other unimpressive magics
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| − | ; Saggicus the Soggy ([[Torix]]) : Soggy Magic, Inventor of droopy hat spells
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| − | ; Mojito the Mexican ([[Ruben]]) : Latino Magic
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| − | ; Oso the Smoothe ([[Bear]]) : Water Magic - An important branch of support magic.
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| − | ; Man-O-Beer the Weird ([[Melee Moses]]) : (alcohol magic)
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| − | ; Hephaestus the Hasty ([[Marrick]]) : Artifact creation magic
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| − | === Nontraditional Magic Users ===
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| − | ==== Warlocks ====
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| − | ; Synthesus the Mellodick ([[Sare]]) : Bardic Magic, Forever with one foot in the [[Time Void]]
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| − | ; Cackitus Pam: Krow (interdimensional travelling magic)
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| − | ==== Shamans ====
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| − | ; Baracca the yet to be determined ([[Dagger]]) : Shaman Magic
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| − | ; Squim Squam the Shaman ([[Juicer]]) : Shamanic Magic, Nature Magic with a minor in Totems - Originally diversity hire, Squim Squam has proven to be an invaluable member of the Council.
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| − | === Ejected Members ===
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| − | ; Purple the Haze ([[Wadu]]) : Outed as a double agent working for The [[Witch Coven]].
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| − | === Disgraced Members ===
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| − | ''[[Shabazz the Green|Shabazz the Disgraced]]'' ([[Coop]]) : Formerly Shabazz the Green, <br/>
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| − | In the year of the pig, earth year two-thousand and nineteen AD, the council convened and denounced [redacted]. Sentenced to eternally walk the void, powerless and shamed. All but erased from the ever moving, all seeing, ever knowing time matrix. <br/>
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| − | Let his wounds go unhealed, doomed to fester and rot <br/>
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| − | Let his words jumble and confuse <br/>
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| − | Let his locks remain forever unopened <br/>
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| − | Let his pipe weed be ever dusty <br/>
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| − | With no chairs upon which to perch <br/>
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| − | Let him always be late <br/>
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| − | Let his floor ever be lava <br/>
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| − | Let his poops be hard and bloody <br/>
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| − | <blockquote>
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| − | "WE CALL TO ORDER THIS MEETING OF THE COUNCIL OF ARCHMAGES TO VOTE ON THE ACTIONS OF SHABAZZ THE GREEN (Heretofore to be referred to as Shabazz the Disgraced or [Redacted]):
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| − | *ON THE ETHEREAL VANDALISM IN THE FIRST DEGREE,
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| − | *WILLFUL DISRUPTION OF THE TIME MATRIX,
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| − | *PRACTICING ALCHEMY WITHOUT A LICENSE,
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| − | *PERFORMING FORBIDDEN MAGICS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
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| − | *#PERFORMING THE IMPERIOUS CURSE;
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| − | *#UNSANCTIONED MIND CONTROL;
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| − | *# CHARMS AND ENCHANTMENTS BANNED ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE UNDER THE CONVENTION AGAINST NECROMANCY
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| − | I HEREBY MOVE TO BANISH SHABAZZ THE DISGRACED TO THE ETERNAL SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT VOID THAT IS NON WIZARDHOOD,
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| − | AND STRIKE HIS NAME FROM THE ANCIENT RECORDS (GEDDON WIKI)"
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| − | <br/><br/>
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| − | —[[Wizard Council of Archmages |The Council of Nine]], Founding [[Wizard Council]] Members
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | == Battles ==
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| − | ''[[Chaos Wars 16]]'' <br/>
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| − | *[[Council of Nine]] is founded
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| − | *Banished the [[Great Storm of Chaos 16]]
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| − | *Documented in [[http://www.vice.com/read/LARP-harder|Vice Magazine]] <br/>
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| − | p.s. You can be a member too! Just submit your resume' and the $20 (non-refundable) registration fee to any full-time members, to then be interviewed for a possible position amongst the council.
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