Torix

Names:

Vercingetorix

Torix

Torx

Tor

Frenchie

You with the face

Realm: Salamandastron

Previous Realm: Principality of Athalbrand

Fighting Style: Sword and Board

Mottos:

"He who turns and runs away, lives to fight another day."

"Eat sleep and fight in that order."

History

Originally Ian 'Twayblade MacPherson' MacLeish, First Grand Duke of Athalbrand, until a large number of slightly immature college students helped him reach a decision to change his name to something better. Torix was bestowed the name 'Chook' by Juggernaut, while Juggernaut was drunker than Force after he drank an Everything, made for him by Fizzlebottom.

One of the most awesome people in the realm Salamandastron, 'Torix' is infinately cooler than the so called "Force." This is "Cuz Force is way hotter than Torix." ~Force ... This is obviously because Emeraude Sautereau lit Force's head on fire after drenching it with DAP.

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One day, Vercingetorix was walking down the road, and he came across an imp by the side of the road. The imp was standing over a pitiful man who identified himself as Force. Force had just lost a chocolate milk drinking contest to the imp, and now was forever cursed with a "Shit Eye."

The imp, seeing Torix approaching, grinned an evil grin, and immediately challenged him to another chocolate milk drinking contest. No sooner had it started, than did Torix pummel the shit out of the imp. It would not be a lie to say that beat it with wooden and blunted swords until it was within an inch of its demonic life. He then banished the imp into the walking corpse of some peasant who happened to be passing by.

Little did he know, that years later,that peasant would found a realm after eons of bloody war with a bunch of sissies who like using magic missiles (pew pew). Little did Torix know, that the peasant was in fact Sieglatan, and that, using the combined powers of the imp, and his internal Ki he would be elected as dictator over the entire realm of Salamandastron, and eventually the entire country of California. Little did Torix know, that he would one day fight side by side with Sieg against the encroaching armies of Socal and Idaho. Little did he know that this writing style sucks, and that this paragraph is over.

Oh! and there was a sparkle fairy unicorn too! Mind you, it wasnt one of those sissy vegetarian (or god forbid vegan) sparkle fairy unicorns either. It had massive fangs which it used to devour the flesh of the innocent. Yeah...a total bad-ass unicorn that rode motorcycles and mugged Catholic priests.