Salamander

Revision as of 07:35, 2 August 2010

           Never Let Them See You Bleed

Real name: Kristen Knoertzer

Fighting since: Spring 2008

Realm: Rhun

Titles: Galley Natzi for the Girl Boat, High Goblyn Queen of Rhun, Honorary Member of Khador

Unit: Guard for Clan of the Hydra

Race: Goblyn

Fighting style:
Spear and bow

Belegarth Event list:
Dunharrow Kill Grill and Chill '08
Octoberfest '08
Rhun Closer '08
Wolfpack Opener '09
Beltaine '09
Spring Wars '09
Armageddon '09
Rhun in June '09
Summer Wars '09
Kill Grill and Chill '09
Lord of War '09
Frostoberfest '09
Rhun Closer '09
Wolf Pack Opener '10
Spring Wars '10
Melcorme '10
Floodageddon '10
Chaos Wars 14

As told by the goblin herself:
"H'okay, so. Once, der vas dis Goblyn. She be verking hard at not verking hard. An den dis vitch, she come up an.....decide not to like de Goblyn girl. She say goblyn lie bout not eatin da vitch's cat. Of course, de goblyn not eat da cat, but vitch not believe goblyn. Da vitch cursed da goblyn girl to always tell da truth.

Now, da goblyn girl go back to her home, an tells everyone dat a vitch had cursed her. Vell, no one believe her, cos vhat goblyn alvays tell da truth? So, de other goblyns git mad, cos they not believe vhen she say she do her chores, but but dey belive her vhen she has to tell da truth that she not like sumone or sumting. So, de goblyn girl, she leave, cos it sucked.

One day, she comes across dis guy. Dis guy, he has a little kid with him. He see de goblyn girl, and he yells to da goblyn girl to help him save da kid, and he vould take de goblyn girl to da feast if she save da kid. Vell, dis goblyn girl know dat kids are really tasty, and so she try to save de kid for da feast. But dis goblyn girl, she not so much a good fighter, and da kid got dead. Vell, it vas a sad ting dat da main entree vas lost, but da guy invited da goblyn girl to da feast anyvays. Turns out dis guy, he from dis clan, Clan of da Hydra. Vell, dey turn out to be pretty cool peoples. Da goblyn girl decide to hang out vith dis clan. And dats vhere she is!"