Pirates
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A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.
Pirates are:
- Hated by Metallica
- Awesome
- Smelly - It's called good personal filth management.
- Way cooler than Ninjas
- Make everybody die except for the hot chicks
- Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy?
- The best drinkers and makers of Rum!
- Total Chick Magnets!
- We also have flying ships!
- Pirates loot and pillage all the time.
A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.
