Pirates

A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.

Pirate's are:

• Awsome
• Smelly - It's called good personal filth management.
• Way cooler than Ninja's
• Make everybody die except for the hot chicks
• Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy?
• The best drinkers and makers of Rum!
• Total Chick Magnets!