Pirates

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*Total Chick Magnets!
 
*Total Chick Magnets!
 
*We also have flying ships!
 
*We also have flying ships!
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*Pirates loot and pillage all the time.
 
[[Image:pirate_flying.jpg|frame|A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.]]
 
[[Image:pirate_flying.jpg|frame|A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.]]

Revision as of 22:10, 13 March 2006

A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.

Pirates are:

  • Awesome
  • Smelly - It's called good personal filth management.
  • Way cooler than Ninjas
  • Make everybody die except for the hot chicks
  • Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy?
  • The best drinkers and makers of Rum!
  • Total Chick Magnets!
  • We also have flying ships!
  • Pirates loot and pillage all the time.
A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.
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