Pirates
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[[Category: Pirates]] | [[Category: Pirates]] | ||
[[Image:pirate-disney.jpg|frame|A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.]] | [[Image:pirate-disney.jpg|frame|A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.]] | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Pirates''' are: |
*Awesome | *Awesome | ||
*Smelly - It's called good personal filth management. | *Smelly - It's called good personal filth management. | ||
| − | *Way cooler than [[Ninja]] | + | *Way cooler than [[Ninja]]s |
*Make everybody die except for the hot chicks | *Make everybody die except for the hot chicks | ||
*Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy? | *Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy? | ||
Revision as of 02:12, 20 January 2006
A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.
Pirates are:
- Awesome
- Smelly - It's called good personal filth management.
- Way cooler than Ninjas
- Make everybody die except for the hot chicks
- Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy?
- The best drinkers and makers of Rum!
- Total Chick Magnets!
- We also have flying ships!
A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.
