Karps

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Fighter name: Karps

Mundane name: Devon-Michael Wilson

Race: Deep One

Fighting since: 2014

Realm: Andúril

Unit: Apprentice of The Wardens

Fighting style: Sword and Board (primary) Spear (secondary)

Events Attended

Anduril's Battle for The Ring 15', 16'

Battle of Andor 15', 16'

silica vale 15'

battle of sword coast 15'

fools raid 15', 16'

War of Wrath 15'

Chaos Wars 15'

Werewolf treasure hunt 14', 15'

Dispicible Me 10'

Despicable Me 2 13'

Minions 15'

Regularly heard Quotes

"I really just wish they'd make more minion movies"

"I failed your weapon for template, it readily passed through my ass"

"Thank god I'm so alone, if anyone ever came into my tent I'd have to hide my minion body pillow"

"Honestly I think if I had to pick my favorite minion would have to be Dave."

"I really wish Caster would think I'm cool, maybe if I didn't always smell like wet onions he'd show me how to get girls"

"Every time I throw a cool shot I think to myself "I hope girls are watching" then I remember I've never thrown a cool shot and cry even more that night"