Force

Current Realm: Salamandastron

Previous Realm(s):Principality of Athalbrand

Favorite Weapon: swords

Motto: "Yield battle me, cur!"

History: At first glance, Force has a strange mark under his left eye. It may seem a benign mark at first glance, however, there is a dark and disturbing tale behind this mark. This is how the story goes: "One bright and sunny day, and a young boy by the name of Wilburforce was walking down the road. Wilburforce didn't have a care in the world and was at peace. Then, suddenly a demon appeared in the road and said these words: 'defeat me in a challenge of skill or I shall devour your very soul!'. Not wanting his soul to be eaten, Wilburforce accepted the challenge. The demon cackled and gestured with his hand. Two large tankards of a strange brown liquid appeared on a nearby tree stump. 'The first one to drink this chocolate milk wins!' the deamon declared. Wilburforce dove for the tankard and chugged with all his might. Unfortunately, at that moment, Wilburforce realized that he had the smallest penis in the animal kingdom, and that his life's goal was to be a furry, and engage in furry tentacle porn. Furthermore, he wasn't sure if he had remembered to turn off the iron before he left home (for, you see, Wilburforce loved to have a nice, ironed tunic and would not leave home if his clothing was wrinkled). As the doubt filled his mind, wilburforce choked on the milk and spilled some in his left eye. The demon laughed as he easily downed the tankard's contents. 'If you could not even finish that milk, you lack enough spirit to sate my appetite, I shall make it so you can never wash that milk from your eye, as a testament to your weakness!' the demon waved its hand toward Wilburforce's face and disappeared. Wilburforce found that the demon had really made it impossible to wash the milk from his eye. Wilburforce's life was ruined. He was chased out of town with remarks like 'Aye boy! is that shite in your eye?!'. On that day, Wilburforce changed his name to Force and vowed he would become strong enough to defeat the demon. Oh! and there was a unicorn too! Yeah...a kick-ass unicorn that could breath fire and shoot lasers out its eyes...yeah"

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