Pirates
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Pirate Info:
- Hated by Metallica
- Awesome
- Smelly - It's called good personal filth management.
- Way cooler than Ninjas
- Make everybody die except for the hot chicks
- Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy?
- The best drinkers and makers of Rum!
- Total Chick Magnets!
- We also have flying ships!
- Pirates loot and pillage all the time.
- The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate.
- Pirates drink rum almost exclusively. The only exception is for an occasional iced mocha or chai tea with 2% milk.
- Pirates Prefer BBQ- or Cajun-flavored potato chips.
- A pirate's sweat tastes like whiskey.
- Pirates possess parrots with eye patches and pirated prosthetic peg legs.
- Sometimes pirates kick cats just because.
- A pirate's semen is indestructable.
- Pirates hate all forms of dancing, except for break dancing, which lumberjacks would agree is awesome.
- All pirates have hair on their backs and knuckles.
- Women find this intriguing.
- A pirate ejaculates fully-grown leprechauns.
- A true pirate can vomit an exact image of Blackbeard urinating an exact picture of Leonardo Da Vini's the Last Supper.