Pirates
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**Women find this intriguing. | **Women find this intriguing. | ||
*A pirate ejaculates fully-grown leprechauns. | *A pirate ejaculates fully-grown leprechauns. | ||
+ | *A true pirate can vomit an exact image of Blackbeard urinating an exact picture of Leonardo Da Vini's the Last Supper. | ||
[[Image:pirate_flying.jpg|frame|A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.]] | [[Image:pirate_flying.jpg|frame|A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.]] |
Revision as of 00:50, 22 August 2006
Pirate Info:
- Hated by Metallica
- Awesome
- Smelly - It's called good personal filth management.
- Way cooler than Ninjas
- Make everybody die except for the hot chicks
- Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy?
- The best drinkers and makers of Rum!
- Total Chick Magnets!
- We also have flying ships!
- Pirates loot and pillage all the time.
- The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate.
- Pirates drink rum almost exclusively. The only exception is for an occasional iced mocha or chai tea with 2% milk.
- Pirates Prefer BBQ- or Cajun-flavored potato chips.
- A pirate's sweat tastes like whiskey.
- Pirates possess parrots with eye patches and pirated prosthetic peg legs.
- Sometimes pirates kick cats just because.
- A pirate's semen is indestructable.
- Pirates hate all forms of dancing, except for break dancing, which lumberjacks would agree is awesome.
- All pirates have hair on their backs and knuckles.
- Women find this intriguing.
- A pirate ejaculates fully-grown leprechauns.
- A true pirate can vomit an exact image of Blackbeard urinating an exact picture of Leonardo Da Vini's the Last Supper.