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Bill was a very shy person he never dated because he would get nervous and did not know what to say to his date. Well........his best friend Joe approched him one day and fixed him up with a blind date.
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Bill asked Joe I get very nervous I don't know what to say to her??? Joe said look......take her for a stroll in the park during evening hours I'll meet you behind the bushes and tell you what to say. So that evening he did what Joe said they sat on a park bench. Bill excused himself that he had to go to the bathroom and meet Joe behing the bushes.
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Joe said here is what you say to her  "My alabamaby peach your lips are ever so sweet, your beauty ly's within your eyes and thats what maked my love arise  (Shakespeare)
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Bill said thats great!!!!!  I do it....so he sits back down with his date and begins to quote the ryme.....getting very nervous....
 
   
 
   
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.
 
He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride.
 
 
   
 
   
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.  
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He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
 
 
   
 
   
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
 
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
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"My alabamby bitch......my lips upon your tits........your beauty lys within your thighs.....and thats what makes my pecker rise (Snakeshit)
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Revision as of 20:32, 5 January 2007

Bill was a very shy person he never dated because he would get nervous and did not know what to say to his date. Well........his best friend Joe approched him one day and fixed him up with a blind date. Bill asked Joe I get very nervous I don't know what to say to her??? Joe said look......take her for a stroll in the park during evening hours I'll meet you behind the bushes and tell you what to say. So that evening he did what Joe said they sat on a park bench. Bill excused himself that he had to go to the bathroom and meet Joe behing the bushes. Joe said here is what you say to her "My alabamaby peach your lips are ever so sweet, your beauty ly's within your eyes and thats what maked my love arise (Shakespeare) Bill said thats great!!!!! I do it....so he sits back down with his date and begins to quote the ryme.....getting very nervous....


Scroll down for the poem.



"My alabamby bitch......my lips upon your tits........your beauty lys within your thighs.....and thats what makes my pecker rise (Snakeshit)

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