Pirates Versus Ninjas

There has been a long standing debate in Belegarth and across the internet between Pirates and Ninjas as to which one of the two are better.

Why Pirates are better(only positives)

They know how to sail.
They have rum.
They sing jolly good tales of rape and pillage.
They rape and pillage.
They learned how to beat scurvy.
They won on the forums 67% to 33 % [1]
They have a National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yar!
Forkbeard's on our side.
They've got a starboard, port, aft and stern.
Johnny Depp.
Pirate booty.
Stylish accessorizable hooks.
A pirate ejaculates fully-grown leprechauns.
Sometimes pirates kick cats just because
Stylish accessorizable peg-legs.
They have canons.
Jolly Rogers look really cool.
They have guns
There were hot female pirates, just lookin for some booty
They get to cheat!
Better skin tone from being out in the sun.
Two words: independent operators.
Great options for pets.
Better overall reputation.
When cursed properly, they posess the powers of the undead.
Multicultural.
Ninjas' gunpowder/grenades makes themselves disappear. Pirates' gunpowder/grenades makes the ninjas disappear.

Women can dress up like sexy pirate captains and board ye matee's vessle.(definatly worth +20)

Have deadly accuracy
Have Multiple Shurikens with fast and accurate abilities
Imune to pain
NEVER give into interragation
can run Hundred Miles withoute stopping
Can dislocate Limbs to escape restraints
Can walk on hands to avoid stumbling on furnishings
Can Hide in plain sight
Has mastered multiple weaponry tactics
Gewd Ninjas got mad infilitration and sneakiness skillz
ninjas know what a shield is, they just opt not to use one because it only slows them down
Have a wide variety of super awesome weapons and tools
Can block bullets
Totally rad guitar skills
May or may not be robots
Can fly
Ninjas can rape and pillage as effectively as a pirate can, but they can do it without being caught. Undetected rape is especially impressive.
Kumitsu Hayabusa, the Urban Ninja [2]
Can cut buildings in half
Don't need to edit out the pirates' positives to win the contest
Have a better website. www.realultimatepower.net
Never heard the phrase "And then he flipped out like a pirate and killed everyone" have you?
Careful planning and keen reflexes

Miko Mido, well-endowed sex ninja, and frequent victim of tentacle rape. (easily worth 25+)

Don't know what a shield is
They have legions of fanboys following them. The fanboys know nothing about them.
Anime has killed any coolness they may have once possessed
Zanark likes them.
They respect life
They suck at highjacking ships
RealUltimatePower.net
Ninja Burger
If Bruce Wayne didn't think joining up with ninjas was worth it, then that's just sad.
They are almost always under orders from a daimyo/feudal lord, so they're really just pawns.
Bullets are faster than shuriken.
So are cannonballs, and they hurt way more. Quantity > quality.
Serious lack of creativity in the clothing department.
Ninjas are always fully covered, therefore they have pasty skin.
Zero sense of humor.
They couldn't kill Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai." Seriously!

After 9 months a sea and only salty ocean baths they stink
Orlando Bloom
They get more Poon Tang. You might not think this is a negative, but then you start to think about the fact that about 95% of their time is spent on a ship with other guys and you realize where most of the poon tang comes from.
Low IQ
Wooden legs make for poor balance
Pirate guns can only fire once before needing three minutes to reload (Which is useless anyway because ninjas can block bullets)
Pirate swords aren't as good as ninja swords
Prone to alcoholism
Apparently, they can't win the Geddon.org Pirates vs. Ninja contest without editing away the ninja's positives.
Charge blindly into combat without thinking
Eyepatches eliminate depth perception, which is a major combat disadvantage