Bullywog

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Bullywogs are frog monsters with red bodies and blue hands. They have series of five blue dots running from their forehead to the tip of their nose, and often other tribal markings on their face. They have poison glands located behind their ears that have a tendency to leak. The first reported sighting of a Bullywog was in Northern Illinois, in the realm of Morva.  
 
Bullywogs are frog monsters with red bodies and blue hands. They have series of five blue dots running from their forehead to the tip of their nose, and often other tribal markings on their face. They have poison glands located behind their ears that have a tendency to leak. The first reported sighting of a Bullywog was in Northern Illinois, in the realm of Morva.  
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Finally, after eating the last of her brethren, the last Bullywog stood alone. Before her appeared a strange deity, which took the form of a colossal penguin. It approached the last Bullywog, and said to her, “I’ve never seen a creature with such a capacity for destruction. Kill in my name, and I will ensure that you, and creatures in your image, out number the stars.” Unable to figure out how to swallow the penguin god, the Bullywog agreed. Now wherever peace and prosperity reign, the Bullywog children of Pengi-San bestow their blessing, and new Bullywogs are created from the ashes of chaos.  
 
Finally, after eating the last of her brethren, the last Bullywog stood alone. Before her appeared a strange deity, which took the form of a colossal penguin. It approached the last Bullywog, and said to her, “I’ve never seen a creature with such a capacity for destruction. Kill in my name, and I will ensure that you, and creatures in your image, out number the stars.” Unable to figure out how to swallow the penguin god, the Bullywog agreed. Now wherever peace and prosperity reign, the Bullywog children of Pengi-San bestow their blessing, and new Bullywogs are created from the ashes of chaos.  
  
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=Undisputably true facts about Bullywogs=
 
=Undisputably true facts about Bullywogs=

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Tossk at Winter War 2015.

Bullywogs are frog monsters with red bodies and blue hands. They have series of five blue dots running from their forehead to the tip of their nose, and often other tribal markings on their face. They have poison glands located behind their ears that have a tendency to leak. The first reported sighting of a Bullywog was in Northern Illinois, in the realm of Morva.

Lore

In the beginning, there were billions of Bullywogs, zillions and jillions and dozens of Bullywogs. The Bullywogs had a generous God, and It gave them a world of things to hop over, to smash, and to nom. The Bullywogs were happy. But one day, the Bullywog God fell asleep, and the Bollywugs found nothing that could wake It up. Soon, the Bullywogs had eaten all the things in the world, and they were still were hungry. So, finally, they ate their sleeping God.

After this, each of the Bullywogs had a piece of god inside of them. All of the things became theirs to hop over, to smash, and to nom. One day in this age of prosperity, a Bullywog began to ponder the story of their fractured deity. If she were to eat all of the other Bullywogs, she thought, then she would have not one, but all of the pieces of her God inside her, and she would become God. This realization was the beginning of the Great Bullywog Genocide.

Finally, after eating the last of her brethren, the last Bullywog stood alone. Before her appeared a strange deity, which took the form of a colossal penguin. It approached the last Bullywog, and said to her, “I’ve never seen a creature with such a capacity for destruction. Kill in my name, and I will ensure that you, and creatures in your image, out number the stars.” Unable to figure out how to swallow the penguin god, the Bullywog agreed. Now wherever peace and prosperity reign, the Bullywog children of Pengi-San bestow their blessing, and new Bullywogs are created from the ashes of chaos.

Khnor and Tossk at Wolfpack Opener 2016.

Undisputably true facts about Bullywogs

~ The Cult of Pengi-San has only two commandments, which are as follows:

1. Hop, Smash, Nom.

2. Repeat.

~The only requirement to become a Bullywog is the ability to fit your entire fist in your mouth.

~ Most Bullywogs paint with a product called Snazaroo, a water-based, hypoallergenic face paint that comes off easily with a damp rag. It’s measurably the best thing ever.

~ Bullywogs are genetically similar to tree frogs, and therefore can change their gender at will. You've all seen Jurassic Park.

~ While they seem to be few in number, Bullywogs are like cockroaches. If you see one you can be sure there are hundreds in your living in your walls, eating your food.

~ If you give a Bullywog a pancake, their hungover ass will thank you. They may even grant you a wish. It's worth a try.

List of Bullywogs

Tossk

Khnor

Orb

Bug

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